UrbanAngel

This one works especially well spoken aloud.

A man decided to have a costume party, but he wanted to have a different kind of theme than the usual ones. So he sent out invitations instructing everyone to come as their favorite emotion.

The day of the party arrived, and the man was sitting around his house waiting for his guests. He heard the doorbell ring, and, opening the door, found a woman dressed all in pink, with a feather boa wrapped around her neck. "You look great," he said. "What emotion are you supposed to be?"
"I'm tickled pink," she replied. He complimented her on her costume and they went inside.

After a while, he heard the doorbell ring again, and found a man outside dressed all in green, with the letters N and V painted on his chest. "What emotion are you supposed to be?" he asked. "I'm green with envy, " the man replied. "That's a great costume," said the host, and invited him inside.

After chatting for a while, he heard the doorbell ring again. The man opened the door to find two Jamaican men standing outside, both completely naked. One of them had his penis in a bowl of custard, and the other one had his penis in a pear.
"What are you doing out here like that, you could get arrested!" said the host. "What are you supposed to be, anyway?"
The man replied, "Well, I'm f**ckin' dis custid and my friend here is stuck in dis pear."

Acetylene

mmm...custard

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