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04-20-2003, 01:38 PM
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Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California
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Yet Another Blond
A blonde wants to earn some extra cash, so she decides to hire herself out as a handyman. She goes to the front door of a house and asks the owner if he has any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch," he replies. "How much will you charge?" The blonde says, "How about $50?" The man agrees and leads her to the garage where he keeps the paint and equipment. the man's wife overhears the conversation and says to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" "She should," the man replies. "She was standing on it."
A short time later, the blonde is back at the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asks. "Sure am," she answers. The man is very impressed and reaches into his pocket for the money. "By the way," the blonde adds, "that's not a Porsche - it's a Ferrari."
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04-25-2003, 09:02 AM
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Location: Up my ass
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Ha, great joke. He got what was coming to him.
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_ |
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