TWO DEFINITIONS
 

-Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

-Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say, "You're next."

i have a feeling that with some women, showing that you have 'balls' would resuilt in you quickly being seperated from them.

without question! ... lol