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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
-because she was a woman What do you get when you throw a grenade in a kitchen -Linolium Blownapart |
let's try one in spanish ..
Que hace el pesce en el mar? Nada |
here's one i saw and liked for the techno in all of us ...
there are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't ... |
What did the ghost say to the bee?
BOO BEE!...............HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! sorry :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D |
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Two guys walked into a bar and a third one ducked. *Patrick-esque voice" AHAHAHA, It's like... a pun or something! |
Survey shows that minesweaping draws the most dilligent and precise individuals of any proffecion with employees averaging only one mistake per career.
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They say money can't buy happiness, and they're right. Happiness is however, a free gift that comes with money!
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Can someby explain this "joke" to me?
"Two guys walk into a bar, third one ducks" I cannot get it for the life of me. |
as in a steel bar.
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So I had a friend translate the spanish one for me. He didn't get it and therefore neither did I. So please, a little help....
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OK, go back to 8th grade English... Remember a 'pun'? It is a word that says one thing, but means another one and is a literary device. The joke is simply playing with the word 'bar'. Two guys walked into a bar (a saloon/tavern type bar) and a third one ducked. [under the bar (pole)] [under the bar...] = added to joke. |
woo hoo! double post
I was thinking and i came up with this... Dueling is the only game where no-one fights over who won. and please, no "well, if they both missed..." I'm just happy i made something funny. |
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I've read this joke a few times now and I can't figure it out, anyone care to explain it? Quote:
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10 is 2 in bianary. |
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Q: What did the number 0 say to the number 8?
A: Nice Belt! |
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the floor?
A: Matt Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the wall? A: Art Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a ditch? A: Phil Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bushes? A: Russell |
Q: How do canadians count to three?
A: One, eh, Two, eh, Three, eh... |
why did hitler kill himself?
he got the gas bill |
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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? A: Doug Any more? |
What's the difference between a tribe of Pigmies and a girl's track team?
The Pigmies are a bunch of cunning runts... |
What's the difference between counterfeit money and a skinny woman?
The counterfeit money is a phony buck... |
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Cliff! |
Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CD's?
In a rack! "Doctor, I feel like a Teepee and a Marquee" "Relax, you're too tense!" |
Where is the British cannibal festival held?
Liverpool. ...tried to make a good one up but failed. |
Alright, so my girlfriends dad told me this one last night...
What do british beers and elephants have in common? Both come in pints. |
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What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts I'm a Psuedomasochist, pretend to spank me. A priest turn to a rabbi, and says "Did you here the one about us?" A polar bear walks into a bar with a penguin under one arm, and a 3 foot salami under the other. (Sorry, in-joke. All the Mechwarrior 4 fans are groaning though) |
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why does snoop dogg need an umbrella?
fo drizzle |
How does Snoop Dogg keep his whites their whitest?
Lots and Lots of Bleee-atch. (sounds cooler when you say it) |
Back in the mid 70's I remember watching Johnny Carson and seeing Tony Randle ask Johnny "what's the difference between a Stick-up and a Hold-up Tony replied "Age""
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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre, so the barman gives her one. :rolleyes:
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Searching for porn on the internet is like searching for hay in a haystack..
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Q: What do you call a bull that ate a bunch of dynamite?
A: Abominable! Q: What do you call the same bull when the dynamite goes off? A: Noble! |
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Life is an incurable, 100% fatal sexually transmitted disease!
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Apparently everyone is bored with THIS thread.
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wow.. that's soo eeerie... how did you know? |
Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?
A: See you next month. |
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