An Oldie
 

Doctor: "Well, I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "I guess you should give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said that you only have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "Twenty-four hours?! That's terrible! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."

that would suck!

Damn! that is bad news.

You forgot the end of that scene where he collapses on the floor and the doctor starts laughing hystericaly.

ouch thats gonna leave a mark.

Guess he better find a nice blonde to bang before he dies!!! Hopefully, the receptionist is willing!

"Docter, how long do I have to live?"
"10."
"10? Ten what? Ten months? Ten days?"
"9... 8...7..."