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DEI37 · 04-13-2006, 03:09 PM

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One
digs a hole and the other follows behind her and fills the hole in.

They worked up one side of the street, then down the other. They worked
furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl
filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what
they were doing.

So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the
effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it-why do you
dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl
who plants the trees called in sick."

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A hard working blonde was accepted for a job as a highway line painter. The first day out, she painted 10 miles of highway. Her boss was really impressed. The second day, she only did a little over 5 miles. Boss was a little worried, but didn't say anything about it. The third day, she did 3 miles, and by the fifth day, she only did one mile. Finally, her boss had to say something. He asked her what the deal was with the ever shortening distances.

She replied simply..."The paint bucket got further and further away each day!"

Topper · 04-13-2006, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DEI37

She replied simply..."The paint bucket got further and further away each day!"

Wish I could laugh, but I have a similar problem (though obviously on a smaller scale) when I wash my car...

DEI37 · 04-13-2006, 05:30 PM

LOL...that might be something that you want to keep to yourself! I know what you mean, though.

04-13-2006, 03:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Couple o' blonde jokes Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One digs a hole and the other follows behind her and fills the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other. They worked furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it-why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick." ========================================================== A hard working blonde was accepted for a job as a highway line painter. The first day out, she painted 10 miles of highway. Her boss was really impressed. The second day, she only did a little over 5 miles. Boss was a little worried, but didn't say anything about it. The third day, she did 3 miles, and by the fifth day, she only did one mile. Finally, her boss had to say something. He asked her what the deal was with the ever shortening distances. She replied simply..."The paint bucket got further and further away each day!" __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

04-13-2006, 05:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	LOL...that might be something that you want to keep to yourself! I know what you mean, though. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.