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nrclark · 04-13-2006, 09:17 AM

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your I.Q.?"
The man replies, "150", and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities.
The man is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again the robot serves hima perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your I.Q.?"
"About 100," the man responds.
Immediately, the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, fishing, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your I.Q.?"
"Er ... 50, I think," the man replies.

And the robot says ... real slowly ... "So ..... your a "Leafs" fan, are ya ?"

(i'm from Canada, eh)

Zeraph · 04-13-2006, 10:51 AM

Good one

but a repeat. I think it may have had a different punch line though.

Antikarma · 04-13-2006, 11:05 AM

Man that was awesome. Pure... Absolute... Awesome... If the robot could have been drooling, he would have.

feelgood · 04-13-2006, 12:56 PM

Naw, the joke would've made sense if it was Canucks fan

Right flyman?

Antikarma · 04-13-2006, 02:16 PM

Oh wow you don't wanna go there. Especially considering how violent Canucks fans are going to be tonight.

The_Jazz · 04-13-2006, 02:20 PM

I first heard that joke with an Alabama Crimson Tide fan, and also with White Sox, St. Louis Cardinals, New Orleans Saints and Detroit Pistons fans. This is the first time that I've ever seen it applied the Great White North. You guys actually care about hockey, huh?

/kidding

skier · 04-13-2006, 06:32 PM

Canadian HUMOUR

Zyr · 04-14-2006, 03:45 AM

When I heard it, it was "So, you voted for Bush, eh?"

04-13-2006, 09:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
nrclark Tilted Location: Canada	Canadian Humor A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your I.Q.?" The man replies, "150", and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities. The man is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again the robot serves hima perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your I.Q.?" "About 100," the man responds. Immediately, the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, fishing, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your I.Q.?" "Er ... 50, I think," the man replies. And the robot says ... real slowly ... "So ..... your a "Leafs" fan, are ya ?" (i'm from Canada, eh)

04-13-2006, 11:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
Antikarma Psycho Location: Yellowknife, NWT	Man that was awesome. Pure... Absolute... Awesome... If the robot could have been drooling, he would have. __________________ "Whoever you are, go out into the evening, leaving your room, of which you know each bit; your house is the last before the infinite, whoever you are."

04-13-2006, 12:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Naw, the joke would've made sense if it was Canucks fan Right flyman? __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

04-13-2006, 02:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Antikarma Psycho Location: Yellowknife, NWT	Oh wow you don't wanna go there. Especially considering how violent Canucks fans are going to be tonight. __________________ "Whoever you are, go out into the evening, leaving your room, of which you know each bit; your house is the last before the infinite, whoever you are."

04-13-2006, 02:20 PM	#6 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	I first heard that joke with an Alabama Crimson Tide fan, and also with White Sox, St. Louis Cardinals, New Orleans Saints and Detroit Pistons fans. This is the first time that I've ever seen it applied the Great White North. You guys actually care about hockey, huh? /kidding __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

04-13-2006, 10:51 AM	#2 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Good one but a repeat. I think it may have had a different punch line though.

04-13-2006, 06:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	Canadian HUMOUR __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim

04-14-2006, 03:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
Zyr Crazy Location: Hamilton, NZ	When I heard it, it was "So, you voted for Bush, eh?" __________________ "Oh, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83 when I was the only practitioner of it, and I stopped because I was tired of being stared at." Omnia mutantu, nos et mutamur in illis. All things change, and we change with them. - Neil Gaiman, Marvel 1602