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Old 04-13-2006, 09:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your I.Q.?"
The man replies, "150", and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities.
The man is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.
Again the robot serves hima perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your I.Q.?"
"About 100," the man responds.
Immediately, the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, fishing, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your I.Q.?"
"Er ... 50, I think," the man replies.

And the robot says ... real slowly ... "So ..... your a "Leafs" fan, are ya ?"

(i'm from Canada, eh)
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Old 04-13-2006, 10:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Good one but a repeat. I think it may have had a different punch line though.
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Old 04-13-2006, 11:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Man that was awesome. Pure... Absolute... Awesome... If the robot could have been drooling, he would have.
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Old 04-13-2006, 12:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Naw, the joke would've made sense if it was Canucks fan

Right flyman?
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Old 04-13-2006, 02:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh wow you don't wanna go there. Especially considering how violent Canucks fans are going to be tonight.
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Old 04-13-2006, 02:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I first heard that joke with an Alabama Crimson Tide fan, and also with White Sox, St. Louis Cardinals, New Orleans Saints and Detroit Pistons fans. This is the first time that I've ever seen it applied the Great White North. You guys actually care about hockey, huh?

/kidding
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Old 04-13-2006, 06:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Canadian HUMOUR

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Old 04-14-2006, 03:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
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When I heard it, it was "So, you voted for Bush, eh?"
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