maleficent

1. Ask for last months specials.

2. Place your order in three different languages if you don't know any, make them up.

3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired.

4. Order a whopper from McDonalds, when they say they don't have whoppers insist that they do. If they still argue demand to see a manager then when you talk to them order a normal meal and say i don't know what's up with kids these days.

5. Go to any burger joint and order Chinese.

6. When ordering in the drive through, ask if its happy hour on draft beer.

7. In summer turn stereo up full volume to Christmas music while ordering in drive through.

8. Drive in the drive through, park, then go inside and order.

9. Go through the drive through in reverse, again.

10. Wait for the busiest time of day, after paying get out of car, get jack out of trunk and proceed to rotate tires.

11. Check oil in drive through, possibly touch up the windscreen with some glass cleaner.

12. Walk up to drive through window with hands in the air like your holding onto a steering wheel.

13. Go through drive through and ask for directions to the place you're at.

14. Go through drive through naked, excluding the rabbit slippers of course!

15. Go inside and ask in a load voice if they got rid of the Ebola problems they've been having

16. Argue with your passenger (that's not there) and continue until you pay.

17. When they ask if that will be all tell them to hold on, your dog won't make up his mind.

18. After eating half your meal return it and say you got the wrong thing and ask for a refund.

19. As you're pulling away and they say "Have a nice day!" (with that retarded smile) put the car in reverse and ask them what the hell that's supposed to mean.

20. Order something from one fast food place then go to another drive through when they give you your food take one bite and say "No thank you
this tastes better (pointing to bag from other place), may i have my money back."

21. Play name that tune with person taking the order.

22. Pretend your deaf and order in sign language.

23. Go through Taco Bell order the 7 layer burrito. When they repeat your order ask if each layer of the burrito is sold separately.

24. When they ask how you are today proceed by telling them about your diarrhea problems, most likely due to the burger you bought from them yesterday and the day before that.

25. Go through a drive through after they tell you to pull to the window drive past it and go inside to get your order.

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fresnelly

What's funny is that I imagine most of these happen regularly.

I remember standing in line at a Taco Bell, while a customer was trying to order a "vegetarian mexican taco pizza". Understand that Taco Bell offers both "Vegetarian" and "Mexican" versions of the pizza, the only difference being that the Mexican had meat on it. Neither the the customer or the counter girl could get past their logic loop and went back and forth like Abbot and Costello.

Counter: "So you want a vegetarian?"

Customer: "NO! I want a Vegetarian Mexican!"

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Charlatan

12. Walk up to drive through window with hands in the air like your holding onto a steering wheel. I tried this once. The store was closed but the drive through was open. We were hungry. They wouldn't serve us. We gave the drivers behind us a good laugh though.

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Redlemon

It's an odd sight, but as long as you are outside of the US, you can get McBeer.

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Charlatan

Better make that outside Canada too... There is no McBeer here either. And not in France that I've seen.

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DJ Happy

I once went to a Burger King and asked for a McWhopper and they asked to me to leave the restaurant.

muckluck

I once ordered a McLobster up in Maine, and got it . My highlight of my two week vacation/road trip from NYC to Prince Edward Island was the lobster role at McDonalds.

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feelgood

LOL!

We did exactly the same, it was a basketball team at a visitor's town for a tournament. It was like 1am, we walked to Wendys, it was closed but the drive thur was open right? So, instead of "driving" up to the cashier, we stopped on where cars normally stopped and waited for them to ask what we wanted. But they didn't come on the radio, so we figured it had to do somethign with the car's weight on that particular section of the row, so we all jumped at the same time and they finally responed, we ordered some items and we "drove" up to the cashier and she was wondering where the hell our car was

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