maleficent

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.

The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy."

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The_Jazz

Only 56 million? That seems low to me....

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Dilbert1234567

try 6 billion people...

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Memnoch

56 million was the number of people who voted for Kerry...

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Artsemis

56 Million was the number in the original joke which involved Clinton and Hillary.

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