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maleficent · 04-07-2006, 05:00 AM

A buddy sent me this today - and I got a chuckle out of it...

From a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a Black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... His wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, " I don't know, I never had one."

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."

Dilbert1234567 · 04-07-2006, 08:51 AM

those are great, i miss clinton... and i must remember

Quote:

"I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

the next time i have to testify.

CSflim · 04-07-2006, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

From a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a Black man as President.
Number 1 - He played the sax.
Number 2 - He smoked weed.
Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... His wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

I think that was Chris Rock at the Montreal comedy festival.

SirLance · 04-07-2006, 03:14 PM

Mal, these are hysterical!

04-07-2006, 05:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Missing Bill Clinton A buddy sent me this today - and I got a chuckle out of it... From a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a Black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... His wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, " I don't know, I never had one." The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes." __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

04-07-2006, 03:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Mal, these are hysterical! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.