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maleficent · 04-07-2006, 04:10 AM

There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt. *POOF* A genie popped out of his pocket!!!
The very angry looking Genie said, ''Alright, I have had enough with this three wish stuff, and 'cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special, I will only give you one wish!''

The suprised man said, ''OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom, but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii.''

The genie replied with a smirk, ''Are you crazy? Do you know how long that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean, all the cement it would take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it just can't happen.''

The man said, ''Fine then, I want to understand women.''

The genie said, '' Would you like two lanes or four?''

Dilbert1234567 · 04-07-2006, 08:52 AM

*snickers*

The_Jazz · 04-07-2006, 10:58 AM

Now that one's hilarious!

elle_stusek · 04-07-2006, 02:14 PM

i think the hbo special line is unnecessary. that can be pretty much cut. pissed genie is enough to warrant one wish.

the punch is awesome though.

04-07-2006, 04:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	One More Genie Joke There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt. POOF A genie popped out of his pocket!!! The very angry looking Genie said, ''Alright, I have had enough with this three wish stuff, and 'cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special, I will only give you one wish!'' The suprised man said, ''OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom, but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii.'' The genie replied with a smirk, ''Are you crazy? Do you know how long that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean, all the cement it would take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it just can't happen.'' The man said, ''Fine then, I want to understand women.'' The genie said, '' Would you like two lanes or four?'' __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

04-07-2006, 08:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	snickers __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

04-07-2006, 10:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Now that one's hilarious! __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

04-07-2006, 02:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
elle_stusek Upright	i think the hbo special line is unnecessary. that can be pretty much cut. pissed genie is enough to warrant one wish. the punch is awesome though.