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04-07-2006, 03:54 AM
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Junkie
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Location: Chicago
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Child Custody Logic
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
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04-07-2006, 08:22 AM
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is a tiger
Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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I wonder if that would actually work.
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