maleficent

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"

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ubertuber

That's REALLY funny. I laughed for quite a while on this one.

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el cowboy

Wow - logic just doesn't get any better than that. Thanks for sharing!

el cowboy

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Siege

I wonder if that would actually work.

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--Kevin Smith

This part just makes my posts easier to find

Dilbert1234567

hehe, good one.

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