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maleficent · 04-06-2006, 04:40 AM

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

As if we look that old after 35 years .................

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra!

Two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well .. this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and ... abracadabra!

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story men might be ungrateful idiots, but fairies are FEMALE!

Toaster126 · 04-06-2006, 05:30 AM

ROFL. Excellent.

04-06-2006, 04:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Be Careful What you Wish For A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." As if we look that old after 35 years ................. "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! Two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well .. this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me". The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed but a wish is a wish. So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and ... abracadabra! The husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story men might be ungrateful idiots, but fairies are FEMALE! __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

04-06-2006, 05:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	ROFL. Excellent. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)