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mike2360 · 04-20-2003, 01:28 PM

Bob calls in to work one morning and says, "Hey, boss I can't work today. I'm really sick." The boss says, "You know, Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Bob calls, "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got a nice house."

MyFakeAccount · 04-20-2003, 01:31 PM

loganmule · 04-20-2003, 06:38 PM

getting better justmike...keep it up

Blistex · 04-20-2003, 07:03 PM

GremlinDelirium · 04-22-2003, 01:07 PM

Fu Fu Fu Funny.... i think i have seen this one before... Still funny...

kingthor · 04-22-2003, 01:56 PM

good one.. to bad my boss is old ..lol

soopafreek · 04-22-2003, 07:15 PM

that's funny!

Silverbrain · 04-23-2003, 05:25 AM

Good one )

Hycdubg · 04-23-2003, 01:43 PM

This was on the last board but it was an Asian calling in sick. That made it 3.295 times funnier. This one is still good though.

RenegadeSoul · 04-23-2003, 02:32 PM

hehehe, heard it on last TFP, but it is indeed a classic.

duckduck · 04-23-2003, 03:46 PM

Classic.

Ronin_Tiger · 04-23-2003, 03:59 PM

good one

Motry Latchman · 04-23-2003, 05:22 PM

I just told it to my boss - why didn't he laugh??

nico · 04-23-2003, 06:13 PM

Hah, yeah i don't think my boss would find it too humorous either

The_Dude · 04-23-2003, 07:06 PM

i think i'll try that

04-20-2003, 01:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
mike2360 Insane Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California	Sex Bob calls in to work one morning and says, "Hey, boss I can't work today. I'm really sick." The boss says, "You know, Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that." Two hours later Bob calls, "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got a nice house." __________________ justMike

04-20-2003, 01:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
MyFakeAccount Tilted	LOL __________________ I wasn't There I Didn't Do it You Don't know me

04-22-2003, 01:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Fu Fu Fu Funny.... i think i have seen this one before... Still funny... __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

04-22-2003, 07:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
soopafreek Psycho Location: ask your mom	that's funny! __________________ aaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!

04-23-2003, 05:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Good one ) __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

04-20-2003, 06:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	getting better justmike...keep it up

04-20-2003, 07:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Blistex Psycho Location: Tiger I Turret	lol

04-22-2003, 01:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
kingthor Addict Location: wisconsin	good one.. to bad my boss is old ..lol

04-23-2003, 01:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	This was on the last board but it was an Asian calling in sick. That made it 3.295 times funnier. This one is still good though. __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-23-2003, 02:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	hehehe, heard it on last TFP, but it is indeed a classic.

04-23-2003, 03:46 PM	#11 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Classic. __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

04-23-2003, 03:59 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	good one __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

04-23-2003, 05:22 PM	#13 (permalink)
Motry Latchman Crazy Location: to the right of the Coral Sea	I just told it to my boss - why didn't he laugh?? __________________ I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. Groucho Marx

04-23-2003, 06:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
nico Tilted	Hah, yeah i don't think my boss would find it too humorous either

04-23-2003, 07:06 PM	#15 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	i think i'll try that __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal