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maleficent · 03-29-2006, 10:04 AM

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

Dilbert1234567 · 03-29-2006, 10:23 AM

ahaha, great stuff, great stuff.

Buzzo · 03-29-2006, 10:33 AM

very good i like that

Silvy · 03-29-2006, 11:48 AM

good one.... my kind of humor!

Brewmaniac · 03-29-2006, 12:07 PM

Very good! Thanks

rlbond86 · 03-29-2006, 06:48 PM

wow, didn't see that ending coming!

SirLance · 03-30-2006, 06:03 AM

... nor did little Mary! Good joke!

03-29-2006, 10:04 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Sunday school Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

03-29-2006, 10:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dilbert1234567 Devils Cabana Boy Location: Central Coast CA	ahaha, great stuff, great stuff. __________________ Donate Blood! "Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

03-29-2006, 11:48 AM	#4 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	good one.... my kind of humor! __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

03-29-2006, 12:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Very good! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

03-30-2006, 06:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	... nor did little Mary! Good joke! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

03-29-2006, 10:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
Buzzo Upright	very good i like that

03-29-2006, 06:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
rlbond86 Insane	wow, didn't see that ending coming!