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Brewmaniac · 03-17-2006, 07:09 AM

A woman walked into an accountant's office and told him that she needs to file her income tax return. The accountant says , "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "what is your occupation?"

"I'm a whore," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that"

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore?"

"Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

"Good enough for me", said the accountant.

03-17-2006, 07:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Tax return A woman walked into an accountant's office and told him that she needs to file her income tax return. The accountant says , "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "what is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that" The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore?" "Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year." "Good enough for me", said the accountant. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"