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zz0011 03-02-2006 10:06 PM

A NY Farmer Visits Texas
 
One day a farmer in New York was counting his money. He had done pretty well with the cotton crop that fall, so he decided to go to Texas and celebrate. He got off the bus in Fort Worth, and asked, "Where's a good place to eat?"

A man said, "Right down the road is a men's club."

The farmer didn't realize they had a swimming pool, a work-out room, indoor squash, and racquetball. He just walked to the restaurant door and said to the waitress, "Lady, bring me a steak and a coke." The waitress brought out a mug that was 12 inches in diameter and 1 1/2 feet tall. The farmer said, "I just wanted a coke, not the whole factory!"

She said, "Mister, this is Texas and everything's bigger in Texas." Soon she came back with his steak, and it hung over all sides of a huge sizzling platter. He said, "Lady, I just wanted a steak, not the whole cow!"

She said, "Mister, this is Texas, and everything's bigger in Texas."

He finally finished his meal and asked the waitress, "Which way to the restroom?"

She said, "It's down the hall, third door on the right."

The farmer absentmindedly turned into the third door on the left and, with one step, fell into the swimming pool. "Help! Help!" he screamed. "Don't flush it!"

SirLance 03-08-2006 05:21 PM

Now THAT'S funny!

Gnzo 03-12-2006 12:47 AM

that's a good one, didn't see that coming at all!

DEI37 03-12-2006 08:04 AM

That's hilarious! Thanks for the morning laugh!

rlbond86 03-12-2006 06:31 PM

Nice one! Now I really want a huge steak though...

Redlemon 03-13-2006 12:55 PM

A rancher from Texas is talking to a farmer from Maine. The Texas rancher bragged, "My ranch is so big that I can get in my pickup and drive all day and all night, and still not leave it!" The Maine farmer thought a moment and said, "Yep. I had a truck like that."

Megloman098 03-13-2006 06:01 PM

haha pretty funny


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