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nukeu666 02-28-2006 11:40 AM

dick for a day/pussy for a day (nfsw if you scroll down)
 
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

what men would do if they had a vagina for a day


10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Min 02-28-2006 01:26 PM

Absolute, positively would I try everyone of those on the list, if ONLY I could feel what it's like to have one.

absorbentishe 02-28-2006 08:26 PM

ain't it the truth.

Sweetpea 03-01-2006 01:35 AM

:lol: :lol: so damn funny :D

sweetpea

nukeu666 03-04-2006 03:45 PM

guy - point number 9

http://ic3.calvinsbox.com/Photograph...Hegre_K285.jpg

itch vaccine 03-04-2006 10:27 PM

! be needing a nsfw tag for that =.=

hehe, funny though . ;)


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