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02-26-2006, 04:48 AM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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Wulff & Morgenthaler (02/20 - 02/26)
       
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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02-26-2006, 11:05 PM
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Femme Fatale
Location: Elysium
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^^ If you think that's disgusting then I wonder how you'd feel about this old one:
 
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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip. |
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02-27-2006, 01:27 AM
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Psycho
Location: northamptonshire
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Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE] |
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02-28-2006, 10:53 AM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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I look forward to these every week. Thanks Nancy.
My favourite this week is the Bus one. I immediatley heard movie music when I read it.
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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life |
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