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An Innocent Enough Enquiry
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!" "Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then." |
/me groans....
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I've known a few blokes using that as a chat-up line. Also known them to ask "do you want to come back to my house for a shit?" I never have though. Worst I come up with is "do you want to go missing for an hour or two?" or "shall we get an axe and go on a killing spree?". I'm currently single.
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Wow. This is much funnier than it has any right to be...
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For some reason this reminds me of the urban legend about Johnny Carson & Zsa Zsa Gabor. She had her feline freind with her on the show and asked Carson if he'd like to pet her pussy. His supposed response was "Sure, but you'll have to move the cat..."
Funny! |
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