02-08-2006, 06:41 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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A Good Pun Is Its Own Reword
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
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02-09-2006, 06:59 AM | #4 (permalink) |
Junkie
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Location: Chicago
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/me groans...
Puns are the lowest form of humor -- what does that say about me that I was mildly amused by some of them...
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02-09-2006, 07:41 AM | #6 (permalink) | |
Getting it.
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Slapstick is the lowest from of humour... you don't need a translator to understand a pie in the face or fall down a flight of stairs.
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02-09-2006, 12:38 PM | #8 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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I like puns
I especially like current puns.
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02-09-2006, 02:48 PM | #9 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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I read this somewhere, can't remember where.
A group of scientists visits a far-off planet. Everything is a wasteland. In the middle of the desert, they see a large statue of an apparently human male, sitting with one hand on the head and elbow on knee. They are struck by it's similarity to Rodin's "The Thinker." They examine the statue, probe, poke, scan. All to no avail. Suddenly, the statue stands, exclaims "I THINK, THEREFORE I AM" and sits back down. One of the scientists says "I get it! It only stands to reason!"
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02-12-2006, 03:51 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
He crashed through several windows, but felt no pane. How Long is a Chinese man. ......................drumroll...............................
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