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SirLance · 02-02-2006, 02:42 PM

One day, two ladies decide to go to the zoo. As they walk by the monkey house, a gorilla reaches out and grabs one of the ladies.

The beast pulls her into the cage and starts to hump her. The second lady rushes off and summons help to rescue her friend. It takes awhile, but they manage to get her away from the wild animal.

A few days later, the second lady visits her friend in the hospital. When she sees her in her hospital bed, she asks, "How are you feeling? Are you hurt?"

"Of course I'm hurt!" the friend says, starting to cry. "It's been two days and the bastard hasn't called!"

Brewmaniac · 02-02-2006, 05:30 PM

Huge groan! Thanks Sir

bobby · 02-02-2006, 08:30 PM

LOST HIS CELL PHONE???.........XOXOXOO

02-02-2006, 02:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	A Trip to the Zoo One day, two ladies decide to go to the zoo. As they walk by the monkey house, a gorilla reaches out and grabs one of the ladies. The beast pulls her into the cage and starts to hump her. The second lady rushes off and summons help to rescue her friend. It takes awhile, but they manage to get her away from the wild animal. A few days later, the second lady visits her friend in the hospital. When she sees her in her hospital bed, she asks, "How are you feeling? Are you hurt?" "Of course I'm hurt!" the friend says, starting to cry. "It's been two days and the bastard hasn't called!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

02-02-2006, 05:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Huge groan! Thanks Sir __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

02-02-2006, 08:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
bobby Super Moderator Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!	LOST HIS CELL PHONE???.........XOXOXOO __________________ "Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo