Brewmaniac

An elderly couple was attending church services, about halfway through
she leans over and says, " I just had a silent fart what do you think I
should do?"

He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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SirLance

Which reminds me...

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Warf Rat

Love it. That one will also go to good use.

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