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Old 04-19-2003, 09:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Airlines

The airline company was disturbed over a high percentage of accidents and decided to eliminate human errors by building a completely mechanical plane.

"Ladies and gentlemen," came a voice over a loudspeaker on the plane's maiden voyage, "it may interest you to know that you are now traveling in the world's first completely automated plane. Now just sit back and relax because nothing can possibly go wrong... go wrong... go wrong... go wrong..."
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Old 04-19-2003, 09:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Old 04-22-2003, 02:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Well at least you can't physically KILL the pilot... The pilot probably wont work to begin with... stupid programmers... hey, thats me!!!
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Old 04-22-2003, 08:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well at least you can't physically KILL the pilot... The pilot probably wont work to begin with... stupid programmers... hey, thats me!!!
silly dilly....hehehehehe
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