Godzilla

A woman walks into a store with her two children, a boy and a girl. The guy behind the counter looks at her, looks at her kids and asks, "Are they twins?" Confused, the woman replies, "No they're not twins. One's a boy and one's a girl. One's 7 and the other's 9. What could possibly make you think they were twins?" The clerk shrugs and replies, "I just couldn't imagine you getting laid twice."

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duckduck

Ooooooooooooooh, that's harsh.


I like it.

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maleficent

ooooh that's so mean...

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The_Jazz

The question is - did he make the sale?

aphex140

oh yes

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cameroncrazy822

Zilla that's riotous!!! Reminds me of the single woman in the grocery store buying all singles... clerk comments she must be single... she's asks why because of all the single purchases....clerk shrugs and says no because you're so fucking ugly, you must be single.

Darklight Adept

Oh man, oh man, I needed that tonight.... that was horrendously mean...but I can't stop laughing!

1 Ticket Please, And does this handbasket have aisle or window seats?