On the Road
 

A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a ham sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

tee hee hee..

Thats good.. Wrong, but good

Ouch! Funny, with an unsettling ring of truth...

Hahahahahaha! That's terrible!

lol..... I want a cigarette and a ham sandwich. That has become one of my favourite jokes.