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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, "and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, TruthOr Dare, and Naked Twister.





mmmmm tequilla...

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Brewmaniac

Have you you tried RUM®, very similar effect.

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God of Thunder

They have a generic version of the drug, called Wild Turkey®

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losthellhound

Im on a regimen of Beer®

I hear there are some nasty side effects if you mix those medications

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Etarip

I've tried everything and found Vodka® to be longer lasting with less side affects. Try Vodka® today!

SirLance

Scotch® has been found to be extremely effective in these circumstances. However, it does have additional side effects. You may develop an incontrollable desire to say "Aye, laddie." You may develop a liking for bagpipe music. Consult your doctor before using Scotch®.

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Elphaba

feelgood

Please keep in mind that overdose of those mentioned medicaitons can lead to the following side effect:

Morning sickness
Inability for anybody to understand you
Loss of conscious
Loss of intelligent
Temporary blindness
etc etc

Daniel_

hic............................................

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rmarshall

We have this stuff in Canada called Pot®. It doesn't seem to be as bad with the side-effects.