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Old 01-24-2006, 02:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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What is the difference between the neocons and women?

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Old 01-24-2006, 05:43 AM   #2 (permalink)
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And to all of the neo-cons amoungst us...just remember...it's a joke. It's in Tilted Humor. Take any, and all, debates to the politics board. 'Nuff said?

Besides..it's funny. Maybe not coffee snortin' funny, but certainly chuckle in the back of your throat funny.
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Old 01-24-2006, 07:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't get it.

Is a Neo-Con a liberal? Is that what they call Democrats now?
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Old 01-24-2006, 07:48 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Neo-cons are the new conservatives, generally thought of as even more conservative than the originals. They're people like Bush, afaik.
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Old 01-24-2006, 07:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Burn! But most women are conservative? News to me.
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Old 01-24-2006, 12:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Burn! But most women are conservative? News to me.
because of that whole pesky abortion issue, most women within a certain age group, tend to be liberal - rather than conservative...
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Old 02-03-2006, 04:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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don't you just hate it when you have to explain a joke.
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Old 02-11-2006, 04:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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its because neo-cons are the ultra rich who don't have to go join the military. Think of G.W. Bush and his spotty military record, and how he got out of the military.
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Old 02-11-2006, 07:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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don't you just hate it when you have to explain a joke.
ha ha, yeah, it can ruin a good zinger

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neo-con
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...erican_Century
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Old 02-13-2006, 05:10 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I object! How dare you make fun of us? I haven't actually read the joke, but I'm a doctor. And in my professional opinion this joke is not in a constant state of...hold on a sec... *reads joke* HAHAHA. That's great!
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