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Old 01-23-2006, 09:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The IQ Test

There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of
brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper
and the purchase is done.

Now, there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how
should he express himself?

Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...
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He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses."

If you got this wrong, then you should go home, crawl under the covers, and refuse to come out, ever again.
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Old 01-23-2006, 04:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Fair, 'nuf: you got me. Flat out... I'm heading home.
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Old 01-23-2006, 05:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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YAY!

i passed!
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Old 01-23-2006, 06:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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*sobs quietly to himself*
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Old 01-23-2006, 08:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
Let's put a smile on that face
 
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Well its a good thing I am already home and my bed is behind me... cause under the covers I go
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Old 01-23-2006, 11:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You got me! Funny!
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Old 01-23-2006, 11:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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No friggin way! how the hell was the blind man suppose to know where the shopkeeper? For all we know, he was talking to a statue, or a broom stick in the corner!
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Old 01-24-2006, 01:45 AM   #8 (permalink)
People in masks cannot be trusted
 
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Well I passed, now to test my friends.
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Old 01-24-2006, 08:01 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Your scroll area is not big enough. The answer showed to me(1280x1024), and my eyes read that part first.
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Old 01-24-2006, 10:06 AM   #10 (permalink)
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SirLance. I H8 U. I M sending ur name to a l33t grup of PMers.
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Old 01-24-2006, 10:53 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm just stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid....
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Old 01-24-2006, 11:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
pío pío
 
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my first thought was "umm... he's blind. WTF does he want with sunglasses? does the sun get in his eyes so he can't see?" yeah. i'm a dumbass. thanks for pointing that out.
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Old 01-24-2006, 11:27 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I usually fall for these, but not this time!
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Old 01-24-2006, 03:03 PM   #14 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
 
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Got me, you dog!
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Old 01-24-2006, 10:20 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I am such a dumbass!
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Old 01-26-2006, 04:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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You got me.
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Old 01-27-2006, 02:58 AM   #17 (permalink)
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And that's all I have to say
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Old 01-27-2006, 06:41 AM   #18 (permalink)
Extreme moderation
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by grumpyolddude
I usually fall for these, but not this time!
Ditto. Hilarious, though.
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Old 01-27-2006, 06:59 AM   #19 (permalink)
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You guys are all suckers...
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Old 02-01-2006, 02:05 PM   #20 (permalink)
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erm - it's been a long day?
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Old 02-01-2006, 03:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I'm dumb, but that's OK because so's my woman, so at least I'll have someone under the covers with me.

My boss will understand me not coming to work in the morning, right?
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Old 02-01-2006, 11:10 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I will try that on everyone at work tomorrow!
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