01-23-2006, 09:39 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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The IQ Test
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of
brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now, there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses." If you got this wrong, then you should go home, crawl under the covers, and refuse to come out, ever again.
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01-23-2006, 06:31 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Junkie
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*sobs quietly to himself*
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01-24-2006, 10:06 AM | #10 (permalink) |
You had me at hello
Location: DC/Coastal VA
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SirLance. I H8 U. I M sending ur name to a l33t grup of PMers.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet |
01-27-2006, 06:41 AM | #18 (permalink) | |
Extreme moderation
Location: Kansas City, yo.
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"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck) |
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02-01-2006, 03:11 PM | #21 (permalink) |
Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It!
Location: Southern England
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I'm dumb, but that's OK because so's my woman, so at least I'll have someone under the covers with me.
My boss will understand me not coming to work in the morning, right?
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