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maleficent · 01-22-2006, 07:25 AM

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon
a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the
water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around andbn is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, when he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up
and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a
little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have
you found Jesus my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the
water again but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when
he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again
asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?"

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The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to
the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

shadowfiend · 01-22-2006, 09:29 AM

LOL! That was hilarious!

SirLance · 01-22-2006, 04:36 PM

Argggh!!!! Good one Mal!

01-22-2006, 07:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Have you found Jesus yet? A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around andbn is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, when he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus." The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus." By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God have you found Jesus?" keep scrolling down ...... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?" __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-22-2006, 09:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
shadowfiend Upright	LOL! That was hilarious! __________________ Have you ever looked into a mirror and just said... damn... I'm one sexy f**ker!!! Yeah... me neither.

01-22-2006, 04:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Argggh!!!! Good one Mal! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.