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Beltruckus · 08-19-2003, 11:13 AM

not sure if anyone said this but it would suck to be henchman number 4 mane that guy got wasted good.

H12 · 08-19-2003, 06:42 PM

You know, thinking about it...it'd suck to be Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day. Anyone who's played that game'll know what I'm talking about.

theinfamous · 08-20-2003, 11:47 AM

ninja gaiden. going all that way to rescue your dad but he still dies. or any regenerating enemies. i mean, you get killed, regenerate, and oh no! you get killed again.

H12 · 08-20-2003, 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by theinfamous
ninja gaiden. going all that way to rescue your dad but he still dies. or any regenerating enemies. i mean, you get killed, regenerate, and oh no! you get killed again.

One of the many down-sides of reincarnation and karma when they're against you.

Devilinmypants · 08-29-2003, 06:02 AM

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Originally posted by forgotten_dream
Toad, from Super Mario Bros. 2. I mean, for crying out loud he just sucks. He's a mushroom!
You ever wonder if Mario and Luigi have tried to smoke Toad? Just light him up with one of those fire-flowers...

Ladies love a giant mushroom every now and then

Devilinmypants · 08-29-2003, 06:03 AM

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Originally posted by XenuHubbard
The snake from the game "Snake". Eat, eat eat, grow, grow, grow, avoid walls, everything is dark, and in the end his head gets crushed. And all along he knows it's coming.

c'mon think about how popular youd be with the ladies.all you have to do eat a few apples/rats to get longer

Devilinmypants · 08-29-2003, 06:09 AM

Max payne may have no wife and kids, but he gets to be a uber badass. though he doesnt get to quit using cliche metaphors, EVER.

"it was cold outside and i was using metaphors like a wannabe mystery novelist with a bad case of writers block and a thesaurus" -Max PAyne

IckUber · 08-29-2003, 09:06 AM

aries.

danieltiger · 08-30-2003, 05:52 AM

naw you guys have it all wrong

i think it would suck the most being a pilot in any shooter ever, especially in games like r-type where it is impossible to not get hit for more than 10 minutes

100000000 little shots coming at you from every direction on a 2d plane? <i>that</i> sucks

JcL · 08-30-2003, 08:55 AM

Gordon Freeman - if you refused to accept the G-Mans offer at the end of the game.

more fire · 08-30-2003, 09:32 AM

voldo. It would truly suck to be him.

Fremen · 08-31-2003, 12:54 AM

It would suck to be Dash Rendar.
To know that Han Solo wrote the definition of cool and you were just a wannabe player.

Goomba · 09-01-2003, 07:31 AM

I would have to say link from Ocarina of Time. First off he has Naive yelling at him every 10 seconds. Naive the most annoying NPC of all time.. Anyways After he beats Ganon, he gets turned back into a boy and never gets to score with Zelda. For crying out loud! He saves the world from darkness and doesn't get any p00n. I for one, would be really pissed.

Midlandmadman · 09-03-2003, 08:34 AM

any of them that I control............... I kinda suck at the games.... Lots of dead heros................

GarthInPittsburgh · 09-03-2003, 09:53 AM

Probably the KOTG from Warcraft III...

Your weapon is throwing neon birdies at the opponent, and everyone calls you "ghey."

battlemouth · 09-03-2003, 05:14 PM

everyone says cloud, i say Aeris, youget freaking shanked from behind that must suck

fugue_life · 09-03-2003, 05:33 PM

What about any of the characters in DBZ budokai? The biggest badasses in the universe and they all get there arses kicked by a flamer w/ a rocket pack. O and Vincent Valentine from FF7, your in the middle of a nice 30year nap inside your warm comfy coffin and some spikey haired punk wakes your ass up and asks you to help him, and then when all is said and done your arse gets left out of the ending sequence!!

Reddevil63 · 09-03-2003, 07:58 PM

Luigi because he does all the work and Mario still gets the girl!!!

aarchaon · 02-02-2004, 04:42 PM

How about someone from one of those weirdo japanese hentai porn games. Be forced to have sex with your relatives and demons and shit like that.

bltzkriegmcanon · 02-02-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by tv.
Max Payne

Yeah, Max definitely ALWAYS gets the shit end of the stick. I just wanna see Max go on a vacation and get him some ass. That, and maybe get over that head cold that gives him the generic gravel throat.

irateplatypus · 02-02-2004, 06:03 PM

the peasants in "Trogdor, the Burninator!"

or

any of the pikmin (from the game of the same name) getting eaten by weird animals in the most violent of fashions.

edit: oops, i just realized both of these don't jive with the "playable characters" criteria. still, it would suck to be either of these.

gorilla · 02-04-2004, 07:52 PM

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Originally posted by beaudiggz
Any cop from the GRAND THEFT AUTO series.....they always seem to find a way to get shot.......HEHEHE.

it's no fun to just shoot them... I prefer some of the more brutal weapons (baseball bat) that part of the game is so much fun, I've never felt like playin a mission

gorilla · 02-04-2004, 07:56 PM

any of the random gang members from Manhunt, anyone that has ever played it knows that... when your not payin attention and james earl cash is right behind you with a machete, ouch

ironchefkorea · 02-04-2004, 09:09 PM

Rebecca Chambers from Resident Evil 1, fuck 0, that shit ain't canon. Imagine being a stupid 18 year old girl, first time on the job, trapped in a mansion filled with rotting monster dogs, zombies and fuckin green monsters that can lunge and swipe your head off in one clean swing.

nanofever · 02-04-2004, 09:13 PM

Being the only live player on your team in Counter-Strike with the other team having 5 live players. Not enough for it to be hopeless but close enough that it might as well be.

Lunchbox7 · 02-14-2004, 02:00 PM

What about those suicide lemmings from "Lemmings"? You know the ones you blow up so they can destroy walls and stuff but you had to get your timing just right so most of the time you blew them up for nothing. Now that would suck.

Prince · 02-14-2004, 06:07 PM

Cait Sith.

...I mean, really.

Redjake · 02-14-2004, 08:28 PM

definitely Max Payne. he loses in BOTH games.

bundy · 02-14-2004, 11:05 PM

i've got to say Squal from FF8.
the guy was so tragically angst-ridden he was hardly able to speak.

hosti|e · 02-15-2004, 02:48 PM

One of the worms in the game Worms. Ya know ya gonna die, and the way it happens will probably amuse anyone who happens to witness ya death

Ustwo · 02-15-2004, 10:37 PM

Any nethack character.

Your odds of survival are very small and no saves.

nukeu666 · 02-16-2004, 09:05 AM

no doubt about it:
LARRY LAFFER

Merlocke · 02-16-2004, 10:58 PM

Great answers everyone..

Larry Laffer, Luigi, Pacman

damn - the Abobo comment had me laughing hysterically for awhile there.

Qbert, hell even frogger.. god I feel old.

Hmmmm
What video game character would get my vote?
Life wise - I'd have to agree with Max Payne.

Otherwise, personally I'd have to say it would suck to be the very first grunt/footman/archer in wc3, knowing full well that if the "boss" has poor micro.. I'm already as good as dead.

hilbert25 · 02-17-2004, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by doctorphibes
Wow, this is an old thread...

But it would suck to be Leisure Suit Larry. I mean, did he *ever*actually get any? I think he was a short, balding, badly-dressed 40 year old virgin.

He did get it a couple of times, but I remember one time was when you had to bring a girl a condom, and it showed her silhouette and yours.... and her enormous wang..... That was a death scene.

Rawrr · 02-17-2004, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by uhhhhhhhhhhh
i would have to say Max Payne, he lost everything and has nothing to lose

totally agreed poor guy heh would be awful to be Max!

GraveTaker · 02-19-2004, 06:44 PM

Hey, i'm new, but how about all those inocent bistandards in grand theft auto that you just use for target praticing? i wouldn't like to have that job...lol

Kewpie Dan · 02-20-2004, 06:06 PM

what about Gau from final fantasy 3/6.

first of all, he sucks, and secondly if he wants to get any powers he has to jump into a horse/crab/robot and presumably hide up its ass for like, 6 hours until we find him again, probably all covered in animal innards, only to be left on the blimp cause we never got to jump into any cool monsters. that must suck large!

Baricua2782 · 02-20-2004, 06:28 PM

Paperboy, customers are never happy, dogs chasing you, obstacle cource at the end of your route.... and what do you get ........ your picture in the newspaper saying how much you suck when you die.

opackfan · 02-20-2004, 11:30 PM

the monk from eternal darkness, lets just say he was victim of the shortest boss fight ever

-=shikamaru=- · 09-03-2004, 07:30 PM

Bridget from Guilty Gear. Imagine trying to assert your masculinity after 16 years of being raised a girl. And having to do it with a Yo-yo...

Or Zappa from the same series. Being possessed like that kinda sucks...

08-19-2003, 11:13 AM	#121 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	not sure if anyone said this but it would suck to be henchman number 4 mane that guy got wasted good. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

08-19-2003, 06:42 PM	#122 (permalink)
H12 I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning! Location: K-Town, TN	You know, thinking about it...it'd suck to be Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day. Anyone who's played that game'll know what I'm talking about. __________________ "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." --Aristotle

08-29-2003, 09:06 AM	#128 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	aries. __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

08-30-2003, 05:52 AM	#129 (permalink)
danieltiger Upright Location: boston, MA	naw you guys have it all wrong i think it would suck the most being a pilot in any shooter ever, especially in games like r-type where it is impossible to not get hit for more than 10 minutes 100000000 little shots coming at you from every direction on a 2d plane? <i>that</i> sucks __________________ sometimes even the president of the united states has to stand naked

08-30-2003, 08:55 AM	#130 (permalink)
JcL Crazy Location: Simi Valley, CA	Gordon Freeman - if you refused to accept the G-Mans offer at the end of the game. __________________ "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth then lies." - Nietzsche

08-20-2003, 11:47 AM	#123 (permalink)
theinfamous Crazy Location: Cali	ninja gaiden. going all that way to rescue your dad but he still dies. or any regenerating enemies. i mean, you get killed, regenerate, and oh no! you get killed again.

08-29-2003, 06:09 AM	#127 (permalink)
Devilinmypants Hippie relocationist. Location: Greensboro NC	Max payne may have no wife and kids, but he gets to be a uber badass. though he doesnt get to quit using cliche metaphors, EVER. "it was cold outside and i was using metaphors like a wannabe mystery novelist with a bad case of writers block and a thesaurus" -Max PAyne

08-30-2003, 09:32 AM	#131 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	voldo. It would truly suck to be him.

08-31-2003, 12:54 AM	#132 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	It would suck to be Dash Rendar. To know that Han Solo wrote the definition of cool and you were just a wannabe player. __________________ Google

09-01-2003, 07:31 AM	#133 (permalink)
Goomba Tilted	I would have to say link from Ocarina of Time. First off he has Naive yelling at him every 10 seconds. Naive the most annoying NPC of all time.. Anyways After he beats Ganon, he gets turned back into a boy and never gets to score with Zelda. For crying out loud! He saves the world from darkness and doesn't get any p00n. I for one, would be really pissed.

09-03-2003, 08:34 AM	#134 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	any of them that I control............... I kinda suck at the games.... Lots of dead heros................ __________________ Its good to be back.

09-03-2003, 09:53 AM	#135 (permalink)
GarthInPittsburgh Crazy	Probably the KOTG from Warcraft III... Your weapon is throwing neon birdies at the opponent, and everyone calls you "ghey." __________________ i was going to call 911, but I was downloading a file

09-03-2003, 05:14 PM	#136 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	everyone says cloud, i say Aeris, youget freaking shanked from behind that must suck __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

09-03-2003, 05:33 PM	#137 (permalink)
fugue_life Insane Location: under the stairs	What about any of the characters in DBZ budokai? The biggest badasses in the universe and they all get there arses kicked by a flamer w/ a rocket pack. O and Vincent Valentine from FF7, your in the middle of a nice 30year nap inside your warm comfy coffin and some spikey haired punk wakes your ass up and asks you to help him, and then when all is said and done your arse gets left out of the ending sequence!! __________________ ba-weep=gra=na-weep-nini-bon?

09-03-2003, 07:58 PM	#138 (permalink)
Reddevil63 Tilted Location: Tx	Luigi because he does all the work and Mario still gets the girl!!!

02-02-2004, 04:42 PM	#139 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	How about someone from one of those weirdo japanese hentai porn games. Be forced to have sex with your relatives and demons and shit like that. __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue. Last edited by aarchaon; 02-02-2004 at 04:56 PM..

02-02-2004, 06:03 PM	#141 (permalink)
irateplatypus can't help but laugh Location: dar al-harb	the peasants in "Trogdor, the Burninator!" or any of the pikmin (from the game of the same name) getting eaten by weird animals in the most violent of fashions. edit: oops, i just realized both of these don't jive with the "playable characters" criteria. still, it would suck to be either of these. __________________ If you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly, you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all the odds against you and only a precarious chance for survival. There may even be a worse case. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves. ~ Winston Churchill

02-04-2004, 07:56 PM	#143 (permalink)
gorilla Insane Location: USA	any of the random gang members from Manhunt, anyone that has ever played it knows that... when your not payin attention and james earl cash is right behind you with a machete, ouch __________________ I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

02-04-2004, 09:09 PM	#144 (permalink)
ironchefkorea Insane	Rebecca Chambers from Resident Evil 1, fuck 0, that shit ain't canon. Imagine being a stupid 18 year old girl, first time on the job, trapped in a mansion filled with rotting monster dogs, zombies and fuckin green monsters that can lunge and swipe your head off in one clean swing. __________________ If it wasn't for microsoft, if we lived in the middle east? Y'all wouldn't have no hands....

02-04-2004, 09:13 PM	#145 (permalink)
nanofever Huzzah for Welcome Week, Much beer shall I imbibe. Location: UCSB	Being the only live player on your team in Counter-Strike with the other team having 5 live players. Not enough for it to be hopeless but close enough that it might as well be. __________________ I'm leaving for the University of California: Santa Barbara in 5 hours, give me your best college advice - things I need, good ideas, bad ideas, nooky, ect. Originally Posted by Norseman on another forum: "Yeah, the problem with the world is the stupid people are all cocksure of themselves and the intellectuals are full of doubt."

02-14-2004, 02:00 PM	#146 (permalink)
Lunchbox7 Addict	What about those suicide lemmings from "Lemmings"? You know the ones you blow up so they can destroy walls and stuff but you had to get your timing just right so most of the time you blew them up for nothing. Now that would suck.

02-14-2004, 06:07 PM	#147 (permalink)
Prince /nɑndəsˈkrɪpt/ Location: LV-426	Cait Sith. ...I mean, really. __________________ Who is John Galt?

02-14-2004, 08:28 PM	#148 (permalink)
Redjake I'm a family man - I run a family business. Location: Wilson, NC	definitely Max Payne. he loses in BOTH games. __________________ Off the record, on the q.t., and very hush-hush.

02-14-2004, 11:05 PM	#149 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i've got to say Squal from FF8. the guy was so tragically angst-ridden he was hardly able to speak. __________________ Ohayo!!!

02-15-2004, 02:48 PM	#150 (permalink)
hosti\|e Tilted	One of the worms in the game Worms. Ya know ya gonna die, and the way it happens will probably amuse anyone who happens to witness ya death

02-15-2004, 10:37 PM	#151 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	Any nethack character. Your odds of survival are very small and no saves. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

02-16-2004, 09:05 AM	#152 (permalink)
nukeu666 Junkie Location: India	no doubt about it: LARRY LAFFER __________________ Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)

02-16-2004, 10:58 PM	#153 (permalink)
Merlocke Location: Canada	Great answers everyone.. Larry Laffer, Luigi, Pacman damn - the Abobo comment had me laughing hysterically for awhile there. Qbert, hell even frogger.. god I feel old. Hmmmm What video game character would get my vote? Life wise - I'd have to agree with Max Payne. Otherwise, personally I'd have to say it would suck to be the very first grunt/footman/archer in wc3, knowing full well that if the "boss" has poor micro.. I'm already as good as dead. __________________ -=[ Merlocke ]=-

02-19-2004, 06:44 PM	#156 (permalink)
GraveTaker Crazy	Hey, i'm new, but how about all those inocent bistandards in grand theft auto that you just use for target praticing? i wouldn't like to have that job...lol __________________ GraveTaker

02-20-2004, 06:06 PM	#157 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	what about Gau from final fantasy 3/6. first of all, he sucks, and secondly if he wants to get any powers he has to jump into a horse/crab/robot and presumably hide up its ass for like, 6 hours until we find him again, probably all covered in animal innards, only to be left on the blimp cause we never got to jump into any cool monsters. that must suck large! __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

02-20-2004, 06:28 PM	#158 (permalink)
Baricua2782 Insane Location: Boston	Paperboy, customers are never happy, dogs chasing you, obstacle cource at the end of your route.... and what do you get ........ your picture in the newspaper saying how much you suck when you die. __________________ "To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person." - Bruce Lee, Tao of Jeet Kune Do Last edited by Baricua2782; 02-20-2004 at 06:39 PM..

02-20-2004, 11:30 PM	#159 (permalink)
opackfan Tilted Location: St. Paul	the monk from eternal darkness, lets just say he was victim of the shortest boss fight ever

09-03-2004, 07:30 PM	#160 (permalink)
-=shikamaru=- Crazy	Bridget from Guilty Gear. Imagine trying to assert your masculinity after 16 years of being raised a girl. And having to do it with a Yo-yo... Or Zappa from the same series. Being possessed like that kinda sucks... __________________ DINANZI A ME NON FUOR COSE CREATE SE NON ETTERNE, E IO ETTERNA DURO. LASCIATE OGNE SPERANZA, VIO CH'INTRATE'.