What video game character would it suck the most to be? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

TerresqueÜ · 05-10-2003, 03:16 PM

Now you guys are gunna think I'm a bit nutty but hear me out. It has gotta suck to be Cloud!

C'mon you guys know that I am right! His hunny got sheesh-kebobed on disc one! He didn't even get a chance to get that close to her! How much would that suck and hurt? And yet he knows he hasta press on to stop Sephiroth. It's gotta suck, least I think so.

EDIT - What PLAYABLE video game character would it suck msot to be? (This nulls the hostage thing for cs)

uhhhhhhhhhhh · 05-10-2003, 03:19 PM

*shrug* he got some from Tifa didnt he? good enough for me

uhhhhhhhhhhh · 05-10-2003, 03:22 PM

i would have to say Max Payne, he lost everything and has nothing to lose

Kadath · 05-10-2003, 06:54 PM

From The Onion: Video Game Character Wondering Why Heartless God Always Chooses 'Continue'
ORANGEBURG, SC—Solid Snake, tactical-espionage expert and star of PlayStation's "Metal Gear Solid," questioned the nature of the universe Monday when, moments after his 11th death in two hours, a cruel God forced him to "Continue" his earthly toil and suffering.

The rest is here.
http://www.theonion.com/onion3726/vi...character.html

Mr.Deflok · 05-10-2003, 07:47 PM

Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2, must be tough lookin' more like a girl than your girlfriend.

Destrox · 05-10-2003, 08:33 PM

Luigi ?

uhhhhhhhhhhh · 05-10-2003, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Destrox
Luigi ?

why, please explain

sovietski · 05-10-2003, 08:43 PM

Eh, while luigi is bad (always being second best in Mario) im gunna have to go with any of the hostages from CounterStrike. I mean think about it, atleast one dies almost ever round. Everyone always uses them as body shields, and even if the CTs rescue all of them safely...the cycle still continues.

uhhhhhhhhhhh · 05-10-2003, 09:22 PM

im still going with Max payne. he gets his baby and wife murderd by crack heads right infront of him, not to mention the dreams he has. he also finds out he is nothing but a video game character. he gets betrayed by everyone, his only friends get killed infront of him...should i go on?

-Ever- · 05-11-2003, 03:15 PM

Anyone who gets nut-punched by Jonny Cage in Mortal Kombat

CityOfAngels · 05-11-2003, 11:51 PM

What about that one guy in FF7 who's arm got shot off at the same time as Barret's, only he fell down that canyon. Then afterwards he jumps off another canyon because he's so depressed about his life. THAT has got to be the worst-case-scenario videogame character.

Then again you can always say the Koopa Troopas in Super Mario Bros.

WhoaitsZ · 05-12-2003, 02:39 PM

as always, i can't give one answer.

cloud strife. poor fucker. / any Tony Hawk Proskaters... that's gotta hurt something fierce... / how about Minc's little giant minature space hamster?

hmmmm. i'd say Ganon. he always looses. he never has enough sense to use magick that doesn't harm himself. he does the same thing every three to five years. it's just gotta suck....

forgotten_dream · 05-13-2003, 03:20 PM

Toad, from Super Mario Bros. 2. I mean, for crying out loud he just sucks. He's a mushroom!
You ever wonder if Mario and Luigi have tried to smoke Toad? Just light him up with one of those fire-flowers...

beaudiggz · 05-13-2003, 06:21 PM

Any cop from the GRAND THEFT AUTO series.....they always seem to find a way to get shot.......HEHEHE.

KillerYoda · 05-13-2003, 06:41 PM

Tingle from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask/Wind Waker.

Cause he fucking sucks and doesn't know it.

Spinach_Indeed · 05-14-2003, 02:58 PM

Tidus from Final Fantasy X

Because if I was that chocked full of Teenage Angst and annoying girlish whining, I'd most likely have to pop off and shoot myself

TerresqueÜ · 05-15-2003, 02:41 PM

PEOPLE PEOPLE I SAID PLAYABLE CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

XenuHubbard · 05-16-2003, 07:03 AM

The snake from the game "Snake". Eat, eat eat, grow, grow, grow, avoid walls, everything is dark, and in the end his head gets crushed. And all along he knows it's coming.

Junchbailey · 05-17-2003, 07:45 AM

I'd have to say Luigi, especially from the first SMB. Nobody wanted to be him in a two player game. He just gets no respect.

Golux · 05-17-2003, 05:37 PM

The guy controlling all the missles in Missle Command. You think that if the fate of our WHOLE world depended on these missles being shot down that they would give you a bit more to work with than ONE freakin' launcher! I mean... COME ON PEOPLE! One of those cities get's destroyed and it's ALL YOUR FAULT! AT LEAST A MILLION PEOPLE DIE AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU MISSED THAT LITTLE NUKE THAT WAS SPEEDING TOWARD YOUR AUNT MILDRED'S HOME! :: pant pant :: I'm done now....

yea... it would suck to be him.

crackpot · 05-17-2003, 05:56 PM

Umm, how about pac-man. You're all yellow & round, eateateateat those little pills, with fricking ghosts chasing you? Damn, no way! Don't even bother eating the ghosts, little dude, cuz they're only gonna get faster, and faster...
And I'd despise living in a maze.
And yeah, arguably, you've got ms. pac-man as a companion. But neither of you has genitalia. Plus, she's not even in the same game as you. That's got to be frustrating. What a tease she is, with that saucy little bow on her head.

g.f.p. · 05-17-2003, 10:31 PM

The guy from Deadly Towers for the NES. If it takes you 20 thwacks with your sword to kill the first bad guys that cross your path, you are pretty much screwed.

Mario · 05-18-2003, 05:35 AM

BOWSER, I mean how many times do you have to beat a guy before he gets it? And you figure the princess would figure a way to not get kidnapped by now but thats a whole different thread...

apetaster · 05-18-2003, 06:10 AM

Little Mac from Punch Out. Because in reality no white guy could take Piston Honda.

NeverBorn · 05-18-2003, 07:53 AM

Luigi, just cause that damn mario has a shitload of games, and I only have one. "Its a me, Luigi" "Excuse me who?"

Gortexfogg · 05-18-2003, 09:49 AM

I agree, Luigi lives in his own hell. No one ever wanted to pick Luigi in Super Mario Bros, he just happened to be the character for second player. At least he looks like he could beat up Mario...

FunHater · 05-19-2003, 08:22 PM

Princess Toadstool. How many times has she been kidnapped by Bowser now? Shit, that HAS to suck.

nash · 05-20-2003, 09:58 AM

How about being the board in Pong? Everyone takes you for granted and blames you when they miss...

sovietski · 05-22-2003, 08:14 AM

Pong isnt a hero though....Lugi dudes....he always is seccond best to mario. Except in Luigi's mansion which i havent played but sounds extremley gay. My final vote has to go to Gordon Freeman from Halflife...dudes how many times did you save a game a a jump and had to keep reloading it because you would land wrong and go splat...or blown to bits by a grenade round...i rest my case!!!

blandestsounds · 05-22-2003, 04:23 PM

ok im going back to the top with cloud....but i think aeris was the least of his problems do you remember a little part in the game where he figures out he isn't really who he thinnks he is and that he's some useless sephiroth clone..im sorry thats a mid-life crisis sitaution a tad harder to swallow than his girlfriend dying

0nesh0tw0nder · 05-22-2003, 11:20 PM

It would suck the most to be the pilot of the spaceship on ASTEROIDS b/c smashing into space rocks has to suck. Especially if you warped right in front of them.

Mr.Deflok · 05-23-2003, 01:37 AM

What about Tails in Sonic the Hedgehog? Hell Knuckles was cooler than that faggot.

oblar · 05-23-2003, 03:33 AM

have to agree with crackpot..

it would suck to be Pac-man.. funny thing is, I thought of him after I had read the first post

glad to see someone else thought the same way.

ImDrFreak · 05-23-2003, 04:37 AM

Klonoa. Always stepping on my ears, and questioning my sexuality while collecting nice shiny rings? no way!

Rayman. My arms! where the hell are my ARMS?!?! KHAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!

Sonic. Sure, I can run fast and I have like three honeys, but we all have HEADS THE SIZE OF MOONS! aaaaaugh! I'm FALLING OVER!

KillerYoda · 05-23-2003, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TerresqueÜ
PEOPLE PEOPLE I SAID PLAYABLE CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Technically you can play as Tingle now using the "Tingle Tuner" GBA and Gamecube attachment. You use him as a dungeon guide.

Phew, really covered my ass there.

tcxsnoop · 05-23-2003, 11:52 PM

Max Payne hands down

DelayedReaction · 05-23-2003, 11:59 PM

Yeah. Max Payne. Even being able to spontaneously produce bullet time can't compare to having your entire life destroyed like that.

Another good one would be the DOOM guy. Sure, you're a badass, but your entire life is pixelated.

Mr.Deflok · 05-24-2003, 12:25 AM

LOL, "ARGH! Demon Spawn of Legos!"

Todders2003 · 05-24-2003, 12:22 PM

poor old max payne

sharked_3 · 05-24-2003, 12:41 PM

being any princess in any video games sucks, your guarenteed to be kidnapped.

but there is no gaurentee your gonna be saved.

05-10-2003, 03:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	What video game character would it suck the most to be? Now you guys are gunna think I'm a bit nutty but hear me out. It has gotta suck to be Cloud! C'mon you guys know that I am right! His hunny got sheesh-kebobed on disc one! He didn't even get a chance to get that close to her! How much would that suck and hurt? And yet he knows he hasta press on to stop Sephiroth. It's gotta suck, least I think so. EDIT - What PLAYABLE video game character would it suck msot to be? (This nulls the hostage thing for cs) __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition Last edited by TerresqueÜ; 05-10-2003 at 09:10 PM..

05-10-2003, 06:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	From The Onion: Video Game Character Wondering Why Heartless God Always Chooses 'Continue' ORANGEBURG, SC—Solid Snake, tactical-espionage expert and star of PlayStation's "Metal Gear Solid," questioned the nature of the universe Monday when, moments after his 11th death in two hours, a cruel God forced him to "Continue" his earthly toil and suffering. The rest is here. http://www.theonion.com/onion3726/vi...character.html __________________ it's quiet in here

05-10-2003, 08:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	Luigi ? __________________ You bore me.... next.

05-11-2003, 03:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
-Ever- Junkie Location: San Francisco	Anyone who gets nut-punched by Jonny Cage in Mortal Kombat __________________ Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves will bring all of you to a new understanding and valuing of life. A vision that inspires you to live and love on planet Earth. Like a priceless jewel buried in dark layers of soil and stone, Earth radiates her brilliant beauty into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home And experience of this place to visit and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself as a gamemaster... --Acknowledge your weaknesses--

05-13-2003, 03:20 PM	#13 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Toad, from Super Mario Bros. 2. I mean, for crying out loud he just sucks. He's a mushroom! You ever wonder if Mario and Luigi have tried to smoke Toad? Just light him up with one of those fire-flowers... __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

05-10-2003, 03:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
uhhhhhhhhhhh Upright	shrug he got some from Tifa didnt he? good enough for me

05-10-2003, 03:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
uhhhhhhhhhhh Upright	i would have to say Max Payne, he lost everything and has nothing to lose

05-10-2003, 07:47 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2, must be tough lookin' more like a girl than your girlfriend.

05-10-2003, 08:43 PM	#8 (permalink)
sovietski Upright Location: Mother Russia	Eh, while luigi is bad (always being second best in Mario) im gunna have to go with any of the hostages from CounterStrike. I mean think about it, atleast one dies almost ever round. Everyone always uses them as body shields, and even if the CTs rescue all of them safely...the cycle still continues.

05-10-2003, 09:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
uhhhhhhhhhhh Upright	im still going with Max payne. he gets his baby and wife murderd by crack heads right infront of him, not to mention the dreams he has. he also finds out he is nothing but a video game character. he gets betrayed by everyone, his only friends get killed infront of him...should i go on?

05-12-2003, 02:39 PM	#12 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	as always, i can't give one answer. cloud strife. poor fucker. / any Tony Hawk Proskaters... that's gotta hurt something fierce... / how about Minc's little giant minature space hamster? hmmmm. i'd say Ganon. he always looses. he never has enough sense to use magick that doesn't harm himself. he does the same thing every three to five years. it's just gotta suck....

05-13-2003, 06:21 PM	#14 (permalink)
beaudiggz Upright	Any cop from the GRAND THEFT AUTO series.....they always seem to find a way to get shot.......HEHEHE.

05-13-2003, 06:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
KillerYoda The Original Emo Gangsta Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository	Tingle from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask/Wind Waker. Cause he fucking sucks and doesn't know it. __________________ "So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."

05-14-2003, 02:58 PM	#16 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Tidus from Final Fantasy X Because if I was that chocked full of Teenage Angst and annoying girlish whining, I'd most likely have to pop off and shoot myself __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

05-15-2003, 02:41 PM	#17 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	PEOPLE PEOPLE I SAID PLAYABLE CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

05-16-2003, 07:03 AM	#18 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	The snake from the game "Snake". Eat, eat eat, grow, grow, grow, avoid walls, everything is dark, and in the end his head gets crushed. And all along he knows it's coming. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-17-2003, 07:45 AM	#19 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	I'd have to say Luigi, especially from the first SMB. Nobody wanted to be him in a two player game. He just gets no respect. __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

05-17-2003, 05:37 PM	#20 (permalink)
Golux Tilted Location: This side of heaven.	The guy controlling all the missles in Missle Command. You think that if the fate of our WHOLE world depended on these missles being shot down that they would give you a bit more to work with than ONE freakin' launcher! I mean... COME ON PEOPLE! One of those cities get's destroyed and it's ALL YOUR FAULT! AT LEAST A MILLION PEOPLE DIE AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU MISSED THAT LITTLE NUKE THAT WAS SPEEDING TOWARD YOUR AUNT MILDRED'S HOME! :: pant pant :: I'm done now.... yea... it would suck to be him.

05-17-2003, 05:56 PM	#21 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Umm, how about pac-man. You're all yellow & round, eateateateat those little pills, with fricking ghosts chasing you? Damn, no way! Don't even bother eating the ghosts, little dude, cuz they're only gonna get faster, and faster... And I'd despise living in a maze. And yeah, arguably, you've got ms. pac-man as a companion. But neither of you has genitalia. Plus, she's not even in the same game as you. That's got to be frustrating. What a tease she is, with that saucy little bow on her head.

05-17-2003, 10:31 PM	#22 (permalink)
g.f.p. Upright	The guy from Deadly Towers for the NES. If it takes you 20 thwacks with your sword to kill the first bad guys that cross your path, you are pretty much screwed.

05-18-2003, 05:35 AM	#23 (permalink)
Mario Crazy Location: Gulf Coast	BOWSER, I mean how many times do you have to beat a guy before he gets it? And you figure the princess would figure a way to not get kidnapped by now but thats a whole different thread... __________________ It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

05-18-2003, 06:10 AM	#24 (permalink)
apetaster Insane Location: P.R. Mass.	Little Mac from Punch Out. Because in reality no white guy could take Piston Honda.

05-18-2003, 07:53 AM	#25 (permalink)
NeverBorn I'm a pepper bitch..	Luigi, just cause that damn mario has a shitload of games, and I only have one. "Its a me, Luigi" "Excuse me who?"

05-18-2003, 09:49 AM	#26 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	I agree, Luigi lives in his own hell. No one ever wanted to pick Luigi in Super Mario Bros, he just happened to be the character for second player. At least he looks like he could beat up Mario...

05-19-2003, 08:22 PM	#27 (permalink)
FunHater Tilted Location: Sherwood Park, AB	Princess Toadstool. How many times has she been kidnapped by Bowser now? Shit, that HAS to suck.

05-20-2003, 09:58 AM	#28 (permalink)
nash Psycho	How about being the board in Pong? Everyone takes you for granted and blames you when they miss...

05-22-2003, 08:14 AM	#29 (permalink)
sovietski Upright Location: Mother Russia	Pong isnt a hero though....Lugi dudes....he always is seccond best to mario. Except in Luigi's mansion which i havent played but sounds extremley gay. My final vote has to go to Gordon Freeman from Halflife...dudes how many times did you save a game a a jump and had to keep reloading it because you would land wrong and go splat...or blown to bits by a grenade round...i rest my case!!! __________________ To Err is Human. To blame it on someone else is more human. (o'.')-o('x'o)

05-22-2003, 04:23 PM	#30 (permalink)
blandestsounds Upright	ok im going back to the top with cloud....but i think aeris was the least of his problems do you remember a little part in the game where he figures out he isn't really who he thinnks he is and that he's some useless sephiroth clone..im sorry thats a mid-life crisis sitaution a tad harder to swallow than his girlfriend dying

05-22-2003, 11:20 PM	#31 (permalink)
0nesh0tw0nder Tilted Location: Bumfuk	It would suck the most to be the pilot of the spaceship on ASTEROIDS b/c smashing into space rocks has to suck. Especially if you warped right in front of them. __________________ "Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln

05-23-2003, 01:37 AM	#32 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	What about Tails in Sonic the Hedgehog? Hell Knuckles was cooler than that faggot.

05-23-2003, 03:33 AM	#33 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	have to agree with crackpot.. it would suck to be Pac-man.. funny thing is, I thought of him after I had read the first post glad to see someone else thought the same way. __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

05-23-2003, 04:37 AM	#34 (permalink)
ImDrFreak Upright Location: LA CA	Klonoa. Always stepping on my ears, and questioning my sexuality while collecting nice shiny rings? no way! Rayman. My arms! where the hell are my ARMS?!?! KHAAAAAANNN!!!!!!! Sonic. Sure, I can run fast and I have like three honeys, but we all have HEADS THE SIZE OF MOONS! aaaaaugh! I'm FALLING OVER!

05-23-2003, 11:52 PM	#36 (permalink)
tcxsnoop Crazy Location: Jerzee	Max Payne hands down __________________ Carmella DeCesare > All Thank You - Liqour Dealer, asdf1001, Candyman

05-23-2003, 11:59 PM	#37 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	Yeah. Max Payne. Even being able to spontaneously produce bullet time can't compare to having your entire life destroyed like that. Another good one would be the DOOM guy. Sure, you're a badass, but your entire life is pixelated. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

05-24-2003, 12:25 AM	#38 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	LOL, "ARGH! Demon Spawn of Legos!"