08-19-2003, 11:13 AM | #121 (permalink) |
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Location: Salt Lake City
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not sure if anyone said this but it would suck to be henchman number 4 mane that guy got wasted good.
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08-19-2003, 06:42 PM | #122 (permalink) |
I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning!
Location: K-Town, TN
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You know, thinking about it...it'd suck to be Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day. Anyone who's played that game'll know what I'm talking about.
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08-20-2003, 05:02 PM | #124 (permalink) | |
I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning!
Location: K-Town, TN
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08-29-2003, 06:02 AM | #125 (permalink) | |
Hippie relocationist.
Location: Greensboro NC
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08-29-2003, 06:03 AM | #126 (permalink) | |
Hippie relocationist.
Location: Greensboro NC
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08-29-2003, 06:09 AM | #127 (permalink) |
Hippie relocationist.
Location: Greensboro NC
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Max payne may have no wife and kids, but he gets to be a uber badass. though he doesnt get to quit using cliche metaphors, EVER.
"it was cold outside and i was using metaphors like a wannabe mystery novelist with a bad case of writers block and a thesaurus" -Max PAyne |
08-30-2003, 05:52 AM | #129 (permalink) |
Upright
Location: boston, MA
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naw you guys have it all wrong
i think it would suck the most being a pilot in any shooter ever, especially in games like r-type where it is impossible to not get hit for more than 10 minutes 100000000 little shots coming at you from every direction on a 2d plane? <i>that</i> sucks
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09-01-2003, 07:31 AM | #133 (permalink) |
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I would have to say link from Ocarina of Time. First off he has Naive yelling at him every 10 seconds. Naive the most annoying NPC of all time.. Anyways After he beats Ganon, he gets turned back into a boy and never gets to score with Zelda. For crying out loud! He saves the world from darkness and doesn't get any p00n. I for one, would be really pissed.
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09-03-2003, 05:33 PM | #137 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: under the stairs
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What about any of the characters in DBZ budokai? The biggest badasses in the universe and they all get there arses kicked by a flamer w/ a rocket pack. O and Vincent Valentine from FF7, your in the middle of a nice 30year nap inside your warm comfy coffin and some spikey haired punk wakes your ass up and asks you to help him, and then when all is said and done your arse gets left out of the ending sequence!!
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02-02-2004, 04:57 PM | #140 (permalink) | |
Holy Knight of The Alliance
Location: Stormwind, The Eastern Kingdoms, Azeroth
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02-02-2004, 06:03 PM | #141 (permalink) |
can't help but laugh
Location: dar al-harb
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the peasants in "Trogdor, the Burninator!"
or any of the pikmin (from the game of the same name) getting eaten by weird animals in the most violent of fashions. edit: oops, i just realized both of these don't jive with the "playable characters" criteria. still, it would suck to be either of these.
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02-04-2004, 07:52 PM | #142 (permalink) | |
Insane
Location: USA
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02-04-2004, 07:56 PM | #143 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: USA
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any of the random gang members from Manhunt, anyone that has ever played it knows that... when your not payin attention and james earl cash is right behind you with a machete, ouch
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02-04-2004, 09:09 PM | #144 (permalink) |
Insane
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Rebecca Chambers from Resident Evil 1, fuck 0, that shit ain't canon. Imagine being a stupid 18 year old girl, first time on the job, trapped in a mansion filled with rotting monster dogs, zombies and fuckin green monsters that can lunge and swipe your head off in one clean swing.
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02-04-2004, 09:13 PM | #145 (permalink) |
Huzzah for Welcome Week, Much beer shall I imbibe.
Location: UCSB
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Being the only live player on your team in Counter-Strike with the other team having 5 live players. Not enough for it to be hopeless but close enough that it might as well be.
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02-15-2004, 10:37 PM | #151 (permalink) |
Pissing in the cornflakes
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Any nethack character.
Your odds of survival are very small and no saves.
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02-16-2004, 10:58 PM | #153 (permalink) |
Location: Canada
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Great answers everyone..
Larry Laffer, Luigi, Pacman damn - the Abobo comment had me laughing hysterically for awhile there. Qbert, hell even frogger.. god I feel old. Hmmmm What video game character would get my vote? Life wise - I'd have to agree with Max Payne. Otherwise, personally I'd have to say it would suck to be the very first grunt/footman/archer in wc3, knowing full well that if the "boss" has poor micro.. I'm already as good as dead.
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02-17-2004, 12:39 AM | #154 (permalink) | |
Psycho
Location: nOvA
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02-17-2004, 12:51 AM | #155 (permalink) | |
Insane
Location: Virginia
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02-20-2004, 06:06 PM | #157 (permalink) |
powered by the souls of dead warriors
Location: In the rain, dying
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what about Gau from final fantasy 3/6.
first of all, he sucks, and secondly if he wants to get any powers he has to jump into a horse/crab/robot and presumably hide up its ass for like, 6 hours until we find him again, probably all covered in animal innards, only to be left on the blimp cause we never got to jump into any cool monsters. that must suck large!
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02-20-2004, 06:28 PM | #158 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: Boston
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Paperboy, customers are never happy, dogs chasing you, obstacle cource at the end of your route.... and what do you get ........ your picture in the newspaper saying how much you suck when you die.
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09-03-2004, 07:30 PM | #160 (permalink) |
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Bridget from Guilty Gear. Imagine trying to assert your masculinity after 16 years of being raised a girl. And having to do it with a Yo-yo...
Or Zappa from the same series. Being possessed like that kinda sucks...
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