06-30-2003, 12:39 AM | #84 (permalink) | |
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Location: Notre Dame
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btw - I am da Tekken Masta
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06-30-2003, 11:07 PM | #87 (permalink) |
The Northern Ward
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Edward from Final Fantasy 4. Not only can he not fight, but he is on the emotional level as a pregnant woman. YOU SUCK!
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07-16-2003, 06:43 AM | #88 (permalink) |
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Location: Guelph, Ontario
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Billy Lee from Double Dragon. Is my brother fighting along side me? or is he kidnapping my GF and trying to kill me? Well it all depends on which version of the game I'm in... I'm soo confused.
(On a side note I miss the DD games. They should make new ones)
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07-18-2003, 09:06 PM | #90 (permalink) |
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I'm putting in another vote for Abe of the Oddworld games.
Somebody mentioned Munch of the same series but I think Abe's got it worse. Munch takes 2nd place for that. Besides, Munch isnt a cripple, he just needs to use the wheelchair to get around because hes got no legs, but a fin. So yeah, being either character would suck because you die multiple horrible deaths until the player figured out how to solve the damn puzzle. And of course near all the puzzles are solved via trial-and-error. Poor guys. Cant help but love em, though. |
07-19-2003, 07:33 AM | #92 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Reichstag
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now that i think about it thou....i gotta go with king hippo ...
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07-22-2003, 12:59 PM | #93 (permalink) |
I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning!
Location: K-Town, TN
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Pikachu.
You're an anime cartoon-lookin' creature who's trapped inside a pokeball until your master decides it's time for you to fight. Then people are always making jokes about you, and hatin' you because you're so cute. Then you morph and evolve into other versions of you, which must hurt while you're making the switch. Let's not forget you're the "Timmy" of video games, where you can only say your name...it's hard to make friends when all you do is talk about yourself.
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07-22-2003, 08:52 PM | #95 (permalink) |
Vroom!
Location: Toronto
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well MGS2's Raiden and FFX's Tidus both look like chicks. Thats gotta suck. Was Tidus modeled to look like Meg Ryan? Damn...
But BomberMan's gotta have it pretty tough... How many times has he committed suicide, blowing himself up?
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07-22-2003, 10:45 PM | #96 (permalink) |
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Location: NY
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Mario
at least in Mario Bros. 1 I mean, he goes through tons of levels and stages, only to be met by a mushroom at the end and say "sorry, princess isnt here, so go on to fight another koopa" oy~..
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07-24-2003, 06:03 PM | #105 (permalink) | |
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Location: The Kitchen
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07-24-2003, 06:18 PM | #107 (permalink) |
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Oh! This one just came to me. Link would be a pretty bad character to be, maybe the worst. Why? Because all of his games are called "Zelda" and many people think that is his name, when it is really a girl's name, and the name of the girl he has to help.
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07-24-2003, 08:43 PM | #109 (permalink) |
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Location: The Outer rim of HELL
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the dude on the ostrich in Joust.
You're eternally doomed to ride on the back of an ostrich. Oh the agony on the nutsack!
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07-26-2003, 02:21 AM | #110 (permalink) |
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Location: Tulsa, OK
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Probably Roger Wilco from the Space Quest series. I've only played a few of them, but it must suck pretty bad to get turned into a human fountain of blood just by picking up a harmless piece of scrap metal, or falling into a meat grinder because you didn't type "jump" fast enough on that conveyor belt...
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07-26-2003, 08:26 AM | #111 (permalink) |
I am not permanent.
Location: Tennessee
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What? Nobody said Parappa the Rappa? He's a 2d, rapping dog. He must go to bed every night hoping not to wake up. At least I would if I had to live that pathetic life he must lead.
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07-26-2003, 11:14 AM | #112 (permalink) |
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Ok, I have a few.
1: Abobo from the Double Dragon series. He is one of the ugliest motherfuckers I have ever seen. If my face looked like I got stepped on by a horse, I would frag myself. 2: Anyone in the Mortal Kombat series. Your entire life is getting the shit kicked out of you (if controlled by noobs such as myself), with the occasional falling into a pit of spikes. 3: Mario. He gets absolutely no poon, I don't care what anyone says. He risks life and limb to save that stupid cunt of a princess over and over, and doesn't even get a handjob out of the deal. 4: Yoshi. Whenever Mario wanted Yoshi to stick out his tongue in Super Mario World, he bashed Yoshi in the back of his head with his fist. That's fucked. That's all I got for now.
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07-26-2003, 02:07 PM | #113 (permalink) |
Crazy
Location: Silicon Valley, CA, USA, Earth
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Me, I'd say it'd suck highly to be any of the baddies from Mike Tyson's Punch Out! who you have to whack in the nuts to beat. I think Don Fernando or whatever his name was was a good example of this...
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08-05-2003, 12:57 AM | #114 (permalink) |
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Location: Can't tell you, then I'd have to kill you.
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Raiden from Metal Gear Solid 2 for having his entire world turned upside-down and fucked in the ass. Or Luigi, for being one of the most looked over characters in video game history.
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08-05-2003, 08:27 AM | #115 (permalink) | |
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Location: Angband, Middle-Earth
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There's no hope for this guy, the critters just keep coming and coming.... he always dies in the end.
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08-05-2003, 09:13 PM | #118 (permalink) | |
I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning!
Location: K-Town, TN
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