Bard's Tale Babe, a bit of humor... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

wondash · 11-18-2003, 03:53 PM

Check out the official web site for the new version of The Bard's Tale.

Move the cursor over the hot blond on the right. Keep doing it!

Kadath · 11-18-2003, 04:15 PM

That is HILARIOUS.
Game looks pretty decent, too.

Snakebyt · 11-18-2003, 04:45 PM

OMG.. that is funny.. i cant believe it...

GoldenOuroboros · 11-18-2003, 05:09 PM

ROFL!!
omg.. I can't believe that

dragon2fire · 11-18-2003, 05:59 PM

thats funny

TinniT · 11-18-2003, 07:33 PM

If she's naked in the game, I am soooo buying

meepa · 11-18-2003, 09:04 PM

Haha that was great. The "About the Bard's Tale" page is pretty funny too.

"Graphic so amazing you'll need a screen!"

Gortexfogg · 11-20-2003, 06:20 AM

Haha...now that's innovative web design. If the game ends up good and has this kind of humor in it, it'll be worth picking up

Regziever · 11-20-2003, 06:32 AM

Muahaha.. man that was both funny and inventive.

Silvy · 11-20-2003, 07:03 AM

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Originally posted by wondash

Move the cursor over the hot blond on the right. Keep doing it!

OMG, very good!! I love it when people think of stuff like that!
Creativity is good!

Prophecy · 11-20-2003, 07:13 AM

I loved the humor on the site, but what type of game is this supposed to be? That's the one thing I can't figure out...

Moonduck · 11-20-2003, 09:40 AM

Very funny!

Prophecy, read the Gamespy article in the links section.

I remember playing Bard's Tale when it first came out for the Apple II. Great game, very fun, though the bard songs were annoying (all music sounded annoying from the crappy piezo my box had.

I'm looking forward to this game.

meepa · 11-20-2003, 03:16 PM

Holy shit, you thought they were annoying?? I remember playing the Bard's Tale 3 on my commadore 64... Man I loved those songs that would play over and over to death. Years later when I learned to play the piano and guitar, I even took the time to transcribe them over so I could learn to play them myself. This of course was only after like a month of failures in trying to download the midis somewhere off the web.

Moonduck · 11-20-2003, 06:28 PM

Bard's Tale 1, bro, not 3. 3 had better music, and also remember that I said that I had an Apple. I could fart more musically than that computer.

bundy · 11-20-2003, 07:26 PM

LOL!!!
thats brilliant.
i haven´t even thought of Bards Tale since i had the amiga 2000.

wondash · 11-21-2003, 05:45 AM

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Originally posted by Prophecy
I loved the humor on the site, but what type of game is this supposed to be? That's the one thing I can't figure out...

RPG!

Arc101 · 11-21-2003, 10:47 AM

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Some twenty years ago, the original Bard's Tale series sold more than a million copies

Yep I was one who brought it orginally for the ZX Spectrum & C64. It is still a great game and I still ocassionally play it.

SysteMatiC · 11-24-2003, 07:16 PM

OHHH that was too much

macsmith230 · 10-30-2004, 12:02 AM

I just picked this game up today and messed around with it for a little while. I was surprised it was already out as there was seemingly little fanfare surrounding it.

All I can see for now is that I'm very impressed with the game. The humor is really funny (as you can tell from their website), and it doesn't dumb it down for the player. The game is lewd, it's crude, and very well done. The voice acting is good, the graphics are pretty good, the combat is...well, I'm not a good person to be commenting on that. I usually play games on medium so I tried this one on hard to start off. I'm on one of the first quests and I must have had to reload the game at least 10 times, for a pretty easy quest. So combat seems fun, but I can't say much more than that because I'm kind of a slow learner.

I'll just say that I'm quite impressed with what I've seen to this point. I haven't played enough to really be able to tell, but I think I like it better than Fable so far.

Fate · 10-30-2004, 03:57 PM

Hahaha, that was great.
I had no clue what to expect. then I see my browser loading...

Thanks for the personal review Macs, I'm looking into this game.

Irishsean · 10-30-2004, 04:11 PM

That was great... loved getting slapped.

Scorps · 10-30-2004, 05:02 PM

ROFL!

That funny.

Spunk · 10-31-2004, 11:37 AM

Definitely made me laugh

Munku · 10-31-2004, 06:23 PM

Guys! CLICK HER! You get a Sexual Harassment page!

Viros · 10-31-2004, 08:44 PM

That was awesome. I want to buy this game now.

DarkPho · 11-01-2004, 03:08 AM

You also get the page if you keep putting the cursor over her. She'll slap it away for a while =)

Pretty clever.

Raleighbum · 11-02-2004, 10:57 AM

Funny... esp. the forward after third time..

oblar · 11-02-2004, 11:37 AM

nods, i love Bard's Tale

i used to play it all the time on NES (the remake from the AppleII)

MontanaXVI · 11-02-2004, 11:57 AM

that is excelletn, almost sad that I did NOT pick up the game today while in EB after standing in line for 2 hours to vote.

11-18-2003, 03:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
wondash Psycho	Bard's Tale Babe, a bit of humor... Check out the official web site for the new version of The Bard's Tale. Move the cursor over the hot blond on the right. Keep doing it!

11-18-2003, 04:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	That is HILARIOUS. Game looks pretty decent, too. __________________ it's quiet in here

11-18-2003, 05:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
GoldenOuroboros The Cheshire Grin... Location: An Aussie Outback	ROFL!! omg.. I can't believe that __________________ Can you see me grin grin grrriiiiinnnning?!

11-20-2003, 06:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Muahaha.. man that was both funny and inventive. __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

11-20-2003, 07:13 AM	#11 (permalink)
Prophecy Oracle & Apollyon Location: Limbus Patrum	I loved the humor on the site, but what type of game is this supposed to be? That's the one thing I can't figure out... __________________ La Disciplina È La Mia Spada, La Fede È Il Mio Schermo, Non salti Ciecamente In Incertezza, E Potete Raccogliere Le Ricompense.

11-18-2003, 04:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
Snakebyt Psycho Location: Lubbock Texas	OMG.. that is funny.. i cant believe it...

11-18-2003, 05:59 PM	#5 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	thats funny

11-18-2003, 07:33 PM	#6 (permalink)
TinniT Crazy	If she's naked in the game, I am soooo buying

11-18-2003, 09:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
meepa Insane	Haha that was great. The "About the Bard's Tale" page is pretty funny too. "Graphic so amazing you'll need a screen!"

11-20-2003, 06:20 AM	#8 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Haha...now that's innovative web design. If the game ends up good and has this kind of humor in it, it'll be worth picking up

11-20-2003, 09:40 AM	#12 (permalink)
Moonduck Junkie Location: SE USA	Very funny! Prophecy, read the Gamespy article in the links section. I remember playing Bard's Tale when it first came out for the Apple II. Great game, very fun, though the bard songs were annoying (all music sounded annoying from the crappy piezo my box had. I'm looking forward to this game.

11-20-2003, 03:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
meepa Insane	Holy shit, you thought they were annoying?? I remember playing the Bard's Tale 3 on my commadore 64... Man I loved those songs that would play over and over to death. Years later when I learned to play the piano and guitar, I even took the time to transcribe them over so I could learn to play them myself. This of course was only after like a month of failures in trying to download the midis somewhere off the web.

11-20-2003, 06:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
Moonduck Junkie Location: SE USA	Bard's Tale 1, bro, not 3. 3 had better music, and also remember that I said that I had an Apple. I could fart more musically than that computer.

11-20-2003, 07:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	LOL!!! thats brilliant. i haven´t even thought of Bards Tale since i had the amiga 2000. __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-24-2003, 07:16 PM	#18 (permalink)
SysteMatiC Insane Location: unfortunately not ireland	OHHH that was too much __________________ I have more respect for a man who says what he means, even if he is wrong, then one who acts like an angel, but is nothing but a devil.

10-30-2004, 04:11 PM	#21 (permalink)
Irishsean edited for content Location: Austin, TX	That was great... loved getting slapped. __________________ There are no absolute rules of conduct, either in peace or war. Everything depends on circumstances. Leon Trotsky

10-30-2004, 05:02 PM	#22 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	ROFL! That funny.

10-31-2004, 11:37 AM	#23 (permalink)
Spunk Upright	Definitely made me laugh

10-30-2004, 12:02 AM	#19 (permalink)
macsmith230 Tilted Location: Portland, Oregon	I just picked this game up today and messed around with it for a little while. I was surprised it was already out as there was seemingly little fanfare surrounding it. All I can see for now is that I'm very impressed with the game. The humor is really funny (as you can tell from their website), and it doesn't dumb it down for the player. The game is lewd, it's crude, and very well done. The voice acting is good, the graphics are pretty good, the combat is...well, I'm not a good person to be commenting on that. I usually play games on medium so I tried this one on hard to start off. I'm on one of the first quests and I must have had to reload the game at least 10 times, for a pretty easy quest. So combat seems fun, but I can't say much more than that because I'm kind of a slow learner. I'll just say that I'm quite impressed with what I've seen to this point. I haven't played enough to really be able to tell, but I think I like it better than Fable so far.

10-30-2004, 03:57 PM	#20 (permalink)
Fate Crazy Location: Montreal	Hahaha, that was great. I had no clue what to expect. then I see my browser loading... Thanks for the personal review Macs, I'm looking into this game. __________________ vB code is On Smilies are On [IMG] code is Off HTML code is Off

10-31-2004, 06:23 PM	#24 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Guys! CLICK HER! You get a Sexual Harassment page!

10-31-2004, 08:44 PM	#25 (permalink)
Viros Upright	That was awesome. I want to buy this game now.

11-01-2004, 03:08 AM	#26 (permalink)
DarkPho Tilted	You also get the page if you keep putting the cursor over her. She'll slap it away for a while =) Pretty clever.

11-02-2004, 10:57 AM	#27 (permalink)
Raleighbum Crazy Location: Lookin for that above	Funny... esp. the forward after third time..

11-02-2004, 11:37 AM	#28 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	nods, i love Bard's Tale i used to play it all the time on NES (the remake from the AppleII)

11-02-2004, 11:57 AM	#29 (permalink)
MontanaXVI Junkie Location: Go A's!!!!	that is excelletn, almost sad that I did NOT pick up the game today while in EB after standing in line for 2 hours to vote. __________________ Spank you very much