ipollux

You can tell the boy likes it.

ironpham

Seriously? That kid can't stop playing a game to stop a dog sexing him up? Sometimes I fear for America's youth.

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JumpinJesus

Was that kid autistic?

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RetroGunslinger

Whoa. Can we call the dog a pederass now?

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ipollux

I think you make a good point. How addicted to video games do you have to be to refuse to stop playing long enough to stop a dog from raping you. How is it going to sound when you tell your grandkid, "a dog raped me while i was playing a wii."

No idea. Very possible.

JumpinJesus

For the record, the kid's under 18, but we can't see his face, so I'm not going to remove it. However, another moderator might disagree with me. Just a head's up.

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mixedmedia

Well, conceivably it skirts around the edges of two TFP taboos: children & bestiality.

But mostly it's funny.

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ipollux

Oh, sorry guys. I thought since it was on YouTube and not even marked as for over 18, it would be okay. Besides, he's fully clothed.


I thought it was hilarious ...

Starkizzer

MM your post nearly made me fall on the floor laughing.

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JumpinJesus

Oh, yeah, I agree. It's funny as hell. I just wanted to give you advance warning in case someone made an issue about it.

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mixedmedia

Yes, but we have a policy about images of children on the site. Considering we have porn here and such. Keeps us clean and sweet-smelling.

But being that you never see the child's face, I don't see a problem with this here.

And you know, as always with these things I'm wondering: who's holding that camera?

whoop! watch out for that dog!

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ipollux

His parents perhaps, which is even more cause for worry.

mixedmedia

yes, I believe I would have psychic difficulty watching my dog dry hump my child so aggressively...

therefore, it's not something I'd want to experience over and over again, I don't think.

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CyCo PL

I lolled. That kid is a true hardcore gamer. Only the wimps get distracted by a little doggie lipstick.

RetroGunslinger

It sounded like his brother.

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ipollux

I wonder if the dog's name is Jesus. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

ratbastid

And isn't it a coincidence they happened to be filming right then, the one time when that dog did that?

I call Shenanigans. This is a set-up deal. The dog humps everything that bends over. This is an attempt at forced virology that I'll not support with any further eyeball-share.

ObieX

Yea you can tell it was a set-up the kid was baiting the dog on at the start. and just happened to be in prime doggy-style position.

So now the question becomes.. why would someone want to tape themselves getting humped by a dog and then put that tape on the internet. hmmm.. are they german?

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blahblah454

Wow, you know that kid never goes to bed lonely.

Why the hell would you not get that dog off you ASAP?

I suppose the intentional theory floating around here does make a heck of a lot of sense. Strange people.

boink

this is wierd, it prompted me to search -dog hump kid- on Utube. there are 155 results and all of the ones I clicked on seemed to be kids baiting the dogs. the dogs may have been horny but the kids definatly seemed to be teasing and tempting the dogs to hump them for the camera.

very wierd indeed and yeah, who is filming ?

also suprised at how many masturbating dogs there is on Utube

never mind the grandkids, what about the schoolmates next week ? this vid will be on his classmates video ipods.

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I'm sure that our gamer kid here thinks that the dog is just wrestling with him. If he only knew what the dog had in mind, I'm sure it would warp his little mind to the next stage of the game Regarding the cameraman, it's got to be a set-up by an older brother or sick dad. Why else would you record footage of a kid playing a game?

Redjake

I don't think the kid knew what the hell was happening!

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Raptor20561

set up

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