waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka = PacMan

Privateer: (the first game I ever heard something naughty in heh)



Female Army Officer : What the hell happened out there!?
Me: You tell me! Your boys just started firing!
F.A.Officer: Yeah well someone really screwed the pooch out there and the puppies are comming back looking like you!


it's been many years so the first two lines aren't exact but the thrid one was gold to my young ears/eyes...

I really do think my jaw dropped...

Final Fantasy 3
"My life is a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer

Half-Life
Dont Shoot! I'm with the science team....

Starcraft
Medic: You want ANOTHER medical?
Firebat: Do you want some information on propane? Or maybe propane appliances?

Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete
"At least I stepped foot in a school, you dumb bastard!"

Are just a few of my favs.

Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!

"An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded." -- Librarian, Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War

"CJ, Bitch!"
San Andreas

"That's the stuff!" - Terran Marine, Starcraft, upon using stimpak

"Grab a mop there's gonna be guts on the ceiling!!!" - Blasto (voiced by the immortal Phil Hartman, in case you guys forgot)

and yeah, Duke Nukem had a lot. I like the bubblegum one too.

"Slice and dice 'em! Slice and dice 'em! Shell shocker! Slice and dice 'em!"

- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I love all of the conversations between Aedis Brom and Christoph Faral that you can overhear while wandering around Stormwind:

Pretty much anything Caleb says in the awesomest Build-engine game ever, Blood.

"...But I like my hands bloody!"

Earth & Beyond

"Eeewwww a Jenquai ..." -A Terran woman (NPC) on Earth Station (I forget her name.)

"The Dragons welcome the strong, you have found Queen Anne's Revenge. Tuesday night knife fights in the lounge, mop up your own blood" -Message received upon landing at QAR.

Star Control II

Surprise & Terror!! I am greeted by the smooth and hostile face of our old enemy the Hootmans, no, the Huge-glands, no.. I remember The Hunams!!
-1st Spathi you encounter other than Fwiffo (unless you go to their homeworld first)

You want to wash Wang? Or watch Wang wash wang?

"Next time you do that i'm gonna cut off your wee wee, and put it on some bread and feed it to kitty...." - South Park64

waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka = Ms. PacMan

...and hey, is Ms. PackMan a man?

ms. pacman is a female.

pacman is not gay

that was before our stupid Politically correct asinine world where we cant say "she's a mailman" nope... they are now all letter carriers.

such bullshit
ah-hem...... sorry

waka=waka-waka-waka

"AK47s for everyone!" - Angry Mob
"Thank you for the new shoes." - Worker
"Let's blow something up." - Demo Jarmen

"China will saaaave meeeee!" - MiG Pilot (being shot down)
"We fight from high place." - Tank Hunter

All from CnC: Generals & Zero Hour.

Forget the exact quote... Nash from Lunar: SSSC

In a southern city built over water with complex wooden bridges, commenting on contruction of said bridges-

"I'm surprised these hicks could nail anything not related to themselves"

"all your base are belonging to us" - Zero Wing

"Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!" - Berzerk

"Ready! ... FIGHT!" - Karate Champ (the godfather of martial arts fighting games and the first one to use this phrase, I believe)

Who can forget the timeless "Zug zug!" from WarCraft 2?

"Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"
-SHODAN, System Shock

"Bombs r Great!"
-Dwarven Sapper, Warcraft II

"I really have to go"
"Number One."
-- Terran Battlecruiser Starcraft

"I need Scissors! 61!!!!"

"Hand to hand. It is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon."

Ninja aka Gray Fox.
Metal Gear Solid.

"You like Castlevania, don't you."

Psycho Mantis, as he read your mind (and reads your memory card for games).
Metal Gear Solid

And here a bonus treat! Knights of the Old Republic 2 had a few story arcs that were cut out from the final game. There is an audio track of HK-47 torturing an HK-50 for information. PM me and I can email it to you. It goes some thing like this:

HK-47: Command: You will talk.
HK-50: Defiant statement: There is nothing you can do to me, do your worse.
HK-50: Agonized exclamation: My photo receptors?! My photo receptors!
HK-47: Statement: I shall up the charge of your circuits next time. Now, answer the question.
HK-50: Posturing statement: I will never talk.
HK-47: Statement: Then I will have to settle for your screams.
(robotic screaming)
Atton: That is one sick droid.
HK-47: Statement: My prisoner has revealed something of interest. Allow me to share it with you. Statement: The facility that is creating these cruder, unsophisticated versions of me, is located on Teelos. I propose that we go there and turn it into a smoldering creator.

Quite possibly my favorite. Alternately, "The Prime Minister has been kidnapped by ruffians. Are you a rightious enough chap to rescure the prime minister?"

Leeroy is probably the best known, and it's one famous user, not an NPC. I even know the guy from playing D2!