Favorite video game quotes!
 

"The shades are drawn" April Ryan -- The Longest Journey. (You kinda gotta hear the bloopers for the game to get this one)

"That's the 2nd biggest monkey head I've ever seen" Guybrush Threepwood -- Monkey Island IV. (Cause the monkey head was the biggest I've ever seen).

"LEEROOYYYYY"


:D

WoW gamers will know what that means

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck." - Duke Nukem

"All your base are belong to us"

Zero Wing Commander

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum." - Duke Nukem.

My life is a chip in your pile. Ante up!
- Setzer

Celes: Sabin! You're alive!
Sabin: But of course! You think a minor thing like the end of the world was going to do me in?

If something were to happen to me, all the world's women would grieve!
- Edgar

There are many like me who have killed their emotions. Remember that.
- Shadow to Terra, on the ship to Crescent Island

All from Final Fantasy 2 for the Super Nintendo..

"We're Bad"

=bad dudes.

"Save me thomas!" "Sylivia!!!"

-Kung fu

"subscribe to nintendo power Little Mac!"



-im old school

"I'm sorry Mario, but our princess is in another castle!"

"It's a secret to everyone."

Mama Mia!

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I love that video. Same situation happened to me a week ago. Dude is like "okay, I'll pull", runs in the door. The entire rookery followed him out. Insta-wipe, and instance reset cause you can't get past them.

I hate UBRS pugs.

Heh... you are writing English yet the meaning is foreign. :)

"Stay awhile. Stay FOREVER!!!! Ah, ha, ha, haa!"

Mission Impossible - Commodore 64

You, my friend, need to play some older games ;) That line is straight from the first Monkey Island, Guybrush is having a flashback when he says it in MI4.

"You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel."
- JC Denton, Deus Ex. He rocks.

"Again they ignore me. Again they think they have a better punishment for a traitor than a shotgun to the head."
-Gunther, Deus Ex. He rocks slightly less.

"You suck, I want my points back." - Buzz, from Buzz

3 actually.

I have fat fingers..

haha...that commmodore 64 quote brings back some memories man.....that game was tough!

vive la france!

- conker's bad fur day

There is the easy way,which is with a rouge or the hard way.

HK-47 "Definition: Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope...Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."

That quote is decent, not my favorite's favorite, but taken altogether HK-47 is my favorite video game character. In context, his quotes in game are halarious.

"Master, I'm no behavior droid, but it is obvious to me that you have some serious ethical problems that will need to be addressed."

HK-47: Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, master.
Revan: You don't need to call me master, you know.
HK-47: Query: Don't I? I was under the assumption that organic meatbags such as yourself enjoyed such forms of address.
Revan: "Organic meatbags?"
HK-47: Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such.
Revan: You just called me a meatbag again!
HK-47: Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squisy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea...
Revan: Neither do I, come to think of it...
HK-47: Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still...
Revan: I survive. Somehow.
HK-47: Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?

Really silly, but the one that has me dying from laughter right now is:
"And that is just a terrible hack" from Matt Vasgersian in MLB '06:The Show when I get too swinghappy and totally miss a curve.

My all-time favorites come from Star Control II, things like "Surprise and Terror! I am greeted by the smooth and hostile face of our old enemy, the Hootmans! No... the Huge-glands, no, I remember, the Hunams!"

"What do I look like, an Orc? This is not 'WarCraft in Space'! It's much more sophisticated!" -Artanis, Star Craft: Brood War

"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum" Duke Nukem 3d

Reminds me of Nordrom from Planescape: Torment (the best game I've ever played, in any genre, on any platform). Without getting too detailed, he's a rogue Modron, which is basically a sentient machine, sort of... Anyhoo, some good stuff of his...

Morte: Hey Nordom, knock-knock.
Nordom: Why do you persist in addressing me as a door?
Morte: It's a joke, you stupid polygon! You're supposed to answer "Who's there?"
Nordom: I know who is there. It is you. Why would I ask a question when I already know the answer?
Morte: Just forget it.

OR

Fall-from-Grace: You know, Nordrom, you are perhaps the cutest little rogue modron I have ever encountered.
Nordom: 'Cutest' is a subjective term. I prefer the designation "fearsome cubed warrior".
Fall-from-Grace: Of course! That's why you're so cute.

Ice Cream, Ice Cream

This is from Speedball 2 after you have just crippled someone. It always brings a smile to my face.

Shadow Warrrior - "Who wanta some wang?"

"I am Error"

"I feel asleep"

Marine: So Johnson, you ever gonna tell us how you got off Halo?
Johnson: Can't, that's top secrect information soldier.
Marine: My ass!!

-Halo 2

And can't forget the beloved HK-47 quotes from KoTOR as Zeraph stated.

Excellent Zelda 2 quote. The other is, dare I ask, Metal Gear?

"- lets kill him
- already did

- lag"

from Deus Ex

best game ever :D

Chrono Trigger. when you are at that one part in the future and use the healing machine.
HP/MP recovered!
"But you are still hungry"

"I don't play games to bake bread, I play to CRUSH!"

Not really a game quote, it's the original catchphrase for Shadowbane when they first started advertising it. I don't even like shadowbane, I just liked that quote. I use variations of it all the time, like when I skip through dialogue in Final Fantasy games... "I don't play games to read stories, I play to CRUSH!"

"The President has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?" -- Bad Dudes

'It's not my problem"
-Cloud FFVII

"Jecht(Tidus' Dad): You've really grown.
Tidus: Yeah, but you're still bigger.
Jecht: Well, I am Sin, you know.
Tidus: That's not funny. "
-FFX

lester: looks like we just killed somones dog sarge
Sarge: why thats a zerglin lester smaller type of zerg, but they only travel in...(look to see zerg swarm to their left)... o shit
lester: i love you sarge


--starcraft

I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it.
- Vincent Valentine

Do a barrel roll!

waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka = PacMan

Privateer: (the first game I ever heard something naughty in heh)



Female Army Officer : What the hell happened out there!?
Me: You tell me! Your boys just started firing!
F.A.Officer: Yeah well someone really screwed the pooch out there and the puppies are comming back looking like you!


it's been many years so the first two lines aren't exact but the thrid one was gold to my young ears/eyes...

I really do think my jaw dropped...

Final Fantasy 3
"My life is a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer

Half-Life
Dont Shoot! I'm with the science team....

Starcraft
Medic: You want ANOTHER medical?
Firebat: Do you want some information on propane? Or maybe propane appliances?

Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete
"At least I stepped foot in a school, you dumb bastard!"

Are just a few of my favs.

Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaake!!!

"An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded." -- Librarian, Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War

"CJ, Bitch!"
San Andreas

"That's the stuff!" - Terran Marine, Starcraft, upon using stimpak

"Grab a mop there's gonna be guts on the ceiling!!!" - Blasto (voiced by the immortal Phil Hartman, in case you guys forgot)

and yeah, Duke Nukem had a lot. I like the bubblegum one too.

"Slice and dice 'em! Slice and dice 'em! Shell shocker! Slice and dice 'em!"

- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

I love all of the conversations between Aedis Brom and Christoph Faral that you can overhear while wandering around Stormwind:

Pretty much anything Caleb says in the awesomest Build-engine game ever, Blood.

"...But I like my hands bloody!"

Earth & Beyond

"Eeewwww a Jenquai ..." -A Terran woman (NPC) on Earth Station (I forget her name.)

"The Dragons welcome the strong, you have found Queen Anne's Revenge. Tuesday night knife fights in the lounge, mop up your own blood" -Message received upon landing at QAR.

Star Control II

Surprise & Terror!! I am greeted by the smooth and hostile face of our old enemy the Hootmans, no, the Huge-glands, no.. I remember The Hunams!!
-1st Spathi you encounter other than Fwiffo (unless you go to their homeworld first)

You want to wash Wang? Or watch Wang wash wang?

"Next time you do that i'm gonna cut off your wee wee, and put it on some bread and feed it to kitty...." - South Park64

waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka-waka = Ms. PacMan

...and hey, is Ms. PackMan a man?

ms. pacman is a female.

pacman is not gay

that was before our stupid Politically correct asinine world where we cant say "she's a mailman" nope... they are now all letter carriers.

such bullshit
ah-hem...... sorry

waka=waka-waka-waka

"AK47s for everyone!" - Angry Mob
"Thank you for the new shoes." - Worker
"Let's blow something up." - Demo Jarmen

"China will saaaave meeeee!" - MiG Pilot (being shot down)
"We fight from high place." - Tank Hunter

All from CnC: Generals & Zero Hour.

Forget the exact quote... Nash from Lunar: SSSC

In a southern city built over water with complex wooden bridges, commenting on contruction of said bridges-

"I'm surprised these hicks could nail anything not related to themselves"

"all your base are belonging to us" - Zero Wing

"Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!" - Berzerk

"Ready! ... FIGHT!" - Karate Champ (the godfather of martial arts fighting games and the first one to use this phrase, I believe)

Who can forget the timeless "Zug zug!" from WarCraft 2?

"Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"
-SHODAN, System Shock

"Bombs r Great!"
-Dwarven Sapper, Warcraft II

"I really have to go"
"Number One."
-- Terran Battlecruiser Starcraft

"I need Scissors! 61!!!!"

"Hand to hand. It is the basis of all combat. Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon."

Ninja aka Gray Fox.
Metal Gear Solid.

"You like Castlevania, don't you."

Psycho Mantis, as he read your mind (and reads your memory card for games).
Metal Gear Solid

And here a bonus treat! Knights of the Old Republic 2 had a few story arcs that were cut out from the final game. There is an audio track of HK-47 torturing an HK-50 for information. PM me and I can email it to you. It goes some thing like this:

HK-47: Command: You will talk.
HK-50: Defiant statement: There is nothing you can do to me, do your worse.
HK-50: Agonized exclamation: My photo receptors?! My photo receptors!
HK-47: Statement: I shall up the charge of your circuits next time. Now, answer the question.
HK-50: Posturing statement: I will never talk.
HK-47: Statement: Then I will have to settle for your screams.
(robotic screaming)
Atton: That is one sick droid.
HK-47: Statement: My prisoner has revealed something of interest. Allow me to share it with you. Statement: The facility that is creating these cruder, unsophisticated versions of me, is located on Teelos. I propose that we go there and turn it into a smoldering creator.

Quite possibly my favorite. Alternately, "The Prime Minister has been kidnapped by ruffians. Are you a rightious enough chap to rescure the prime minister?"

Leeroy is probably the best known, and it's one famous user, not an NPC. I even know the guy from playing D2!