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02-03-2009, 11:00 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." Her husband replies, "Well, Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
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Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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02-03-2009, 11:30 PM
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Casual... Real Casual
Location: Orstraylia
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My wife and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
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"And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking.
Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd |
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02-04-2009, 07:31 PM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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02-05-2009, 04:46 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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Whether you want to know the difference between Boyle's Law and Charles's Law or not, I got a kick out of these little animations so here they are...I was studying science with my kid yesterday over a nice cool beer.
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02-05-2009, 08:00 AM
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Tired
Location: Florida
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OMFG NSFW
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02-05-2009, 09:13 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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OMFG ...IT IS WORK!!!!
...since I am an engineer  -----Added 5/2/2009 at 12 : 17 : 54----- Quote:
ring, when I look at the "properties" of your red "X" I see: http://http//i253.photobucket.com/al...ile0008-39.jpg ...which you'll notice has that redundant "http" and that won't work. I think if you simply remove the second http// it will be OK, like this:  Last edited by BadNick; 02-05-2009 at 09:17 AM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost |
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02-05-2009, 10:48 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Heck, Nick, you're way to amusing to be an engineer. Unless you're an engineer in training.
Remember, creativity is 1% inspiration and 99% persperation, which is why engineers tend to smell a bit.
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02-05-2009, 11:36 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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Top,
I shoulda been an artist...but then I'd be even more poor than I am now  Otherwise, you probably know that an engineer is always in training...new things are constantly being discovered that we need to know to do our jobs. Currently I am looking for a way to ride a surfboard on a gravity wave, and the massive government funding for such a project.Regarding smelly engineers, I think I used to smell a bit, but now my two boys spray up the whole house with Axe body spray and other teenage odor covers/girl attractants and the residual vapors keep me smelling like a french whore engineer....before my second-hand deodorizing maybe it was more like a german whore engineer....but an engineer nonetheless. |
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02-05-2009, 11:53 AM
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Eat your vegetables
Super Moderator
Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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Engineers are smelly? Phew, you don't hang out with enough chemists. Try mixing BO with xylene. Trust me, it's not fun.
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02-05-2009, 01:09 PM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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This odor combination is also quite popular at the Friday night drag races...smelly car guys at the track right from work, blended with high octane liquids. |
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02-05-2009, 01:58 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Hmm. Who knew. -----Added 5/2/2009 at 05 : 04 : 56----- Quote:
People tell me I should be an artist, a brewer, a web designer, a radio guy, or, Dog forfend, a teacher. I don't like what I do, but it gives me the money to do what I like. Quote:
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02-06-2009, 07:12 AM
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still, wondering.
Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge
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My connections, unbridled, extend far beyond my boundaries
& continue wanting more. (One week from today my darlin' & I will meet & have a good time.) 16-5=9±0 I can hardly wait!
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02-07-2009, 07:32 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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OCM, that's a really apt simile.
Memory is like compost. It takes the dregs, orts, and leavings of experience and accumulates them where they blend and become a melange in which individual items blur, but which becomes fertile ground for cognition. Well done!
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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02-07-2009, 08:07 AM
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Tired
Location: Florida
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I need to get laid.
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