The Longest Thread Ever!

[ring]

Ahh yess the memories.
Southern California..1981

It is generally not a good idea to stand in 4 inches of surf,
with a 10 or 12 foot wave bearing down on you,
I too have been surfed,
face abraded into the turf,
arms and legs desperately flailing to find 'UP'

The Atlantic Ocean on the East coast off north america,
is a much warmer and gentler lover.

[BadNick]

In honor of "longest" this would likely be a legit contender



...and ring's desperately flailing to find "UP" reminded me of thinking "hmmm, how long can I hold my breath" and thus another recent longest ...that David Blaine guy recently broke the record for "holding your breath the longest" by doing it for 17 min. 4 sec. and witnessed (though this is not the witness protection thread) by that long-running-show host, Oprah.

[ring]

Some nights..are so very long.

Burt Reynolds was in a movie about a longest something also.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Yard?

There goes another skirt!

[MexicanOnABike]

fucking helll!

[jewels]

Dare say I recall the longest yard

[dd3953]

I haven't seen "The Longest Yard" yet - not that it's in the plans.

But here is another "longest" . . . . a website with the longest list of the longest stuff - including (i think) the longest domain name. ..

[ring]

Time for silk.

[dd3953]

The chocolate? Music group? Or the cloth?

[ring]

Spider silk.

[Esoteric]

Sup.

[ring]

oh..the sun is bright.
The birds winging and singing,
to all the flowers.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Just go ask Alice:
She was really quite surprized
when her head grew out.

(1-3)x6=-12

Damn, I was afraid I might get the palindrome instead, not that you would screw with my silly math.

What's 5280 feet divided by a mile?

[ring]

I've messed with your math again.

One kite flying over Grandad's.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Billing and cooing.
Birds flying in the the dark
last night chirped a lot.

What kind of birds were they?

((1-3)+6)+1)=5

[ring]

A bird in the hand is worth...hmmm.

Love I betcha.

[BadNick]

a brief interlude from love:

"stewardesses" is the longest word typed only with the left hand ...or so they say http://www.knowledgebase-script.com/...ticle-485.html

[jewels]

Fascinating. Did you know it's "lollipop" with the right?

[ring]

GUENEVERE:
Tra la! It's May!
The lusty month of May!
That lovely month when ev'ryone goes
Blissfully astray.
Tra la! It's here!
That shocking time of year
When tons of wicked little thoughts
Merrily appear!
It's May! It's May!
That gorgeous holiday
When ev'ry maiden prays that her lad
Will be a cad!
It's mad! It's gay!
A libelous display!
Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,
Ev'ryone breaks.
Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes
The lusty month of May!

Whence this fragrance wafting through the air?
What sweet feelings does its scent transmute?
Whence this perfume floating ev'rywhere?
Don't you know it's that dear forbidden fruit!
Tra la la la la! That dear forbidden fruit!
Tra la la la la!

GUENEVERE & CHORUS:
Tra la la la la [etc.]

GUENEVERE:
Tra la! It's May!
The lusty month of May!
That darling month when ev'ryone throws
Self-control away.
It's time to do
A wretched thing or two,
And try to make each precious day
One you'll always rue!
It's May! It's May!
The month of "yes you may,"
The time for ev'ry frivolous whim,
Proper or "im."
It's wild! It's gay!
A blot in ev'ry way.
The birds and bees with all of their vast
Amorous past
Gaze at the human race aghast,
The lusty month of May.

CHORUS:
Tra la! It's May!
The lusty month of May!
That lovely month when ev'ryone goes
Blissfully astray.
Tra la! It's here!
That shocking time of year
When tons of wicked little thoughts
Merrily appear.
It's May! It's May!
The month of great dismay.

GUENEVERE:
When all the world is brimming with fun,
Wholesome or "un."

GUENEVERE & CHORUS:
It's mad! It's gay!
A libelous display!
Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,
Ev'ryone breaks.
Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes
The lusty month of May!

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Who might have said that:
Trippng the Light Fandango?
I challenge the guess.

I also offer:

C'est moi.

[BadNick]

Procol Harem? ...May it flow to me from love lollipop stewardesses, which sort of sounds like a John Waters movie.

[ring]

Soulmates

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I am your human;
I will warm you, your blanket;
my fellow human.

Whatever+whatever= some really cool stuff.

[ring]

I will see the sun,
shining on the copper hairs;
in eight days, my love.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

You know I'll be there,
like white will tend to be on rice,
like a sight unseen.

I love your ivory bracelet.

[ring]

My ivory has a special patina.

Forever now.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

You will never fool me
Unless you might interrupt
my primitve math.

Should I say more?

[ring]

Pretty please with your favorite topping.

[Ourcrazymodern?]

I will not betray
the one I can truly love
with chocolate syrup.

Skirts.

[ring]

Oh my...

[MexicanOnABike]

nsfw!

[Esoteric]

Crack kills.

[ring]

maybe it might slip through the cracks.

[Jetée]

Originally Posted by Esoteric

Crack kills.

Originally Posted by Crack

I'd kill Jetstream.

Seriously?

[Ourcrazymodern?]

Ah, Tiger Bunny!
All nonsense is serious
if you understand.

*rejoicing*

[jewels]

It's finally Friday again.

Happiness, gang

[BadNick]

thank you, m'am. I have joined in the Friday merriment.

[Esoteric]

Friday is my Tuesday, so no happy for me.

[ring]

[Esoteric]

Beautiful.