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Old 01-22-2008, 04:41 PM   #11201 (permalink)
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There's a hair on the soap
And it's short
And it's curly
There's a hair on the soap
And I don't think it's mine.
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Old 01-23-2008, 02:51 AM   #11202 (permalink)
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I am posting in this thread for posterity's sake.
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Old 01-23-2008, 04:37 AM   #11203 (permalink)
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Wendy's coffee isn't half bad.
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Old 01-23-2008, 05:21 AM   #11204 (permalink)
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My baby girl is only 18 months old. When she's old enough to type I hope she can contribute to this thread.
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Old 01-23-2008, 05:44 AM   #11205 (permalink)
 
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She can drop her sippy-cup on the keyboard...
as others have done.
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Old 01-23-2008, 05:50 AM   #11206 (permalink)
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ha ha, no milk in the keyboard yet but there was chewed banana in the end of my usb thumbdrive.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:17 AM   #11207 (permalink)
 
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I don't know much about computers,
that sounds less painfull than a sliver or something.
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:03 AM   #11208 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Let's pretend
it takes no effort
and it won't.

11211.

Cool, I got a pallindrome!
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:05 AM   #11209 (permalink)
 
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awe spicious !

perhapsing.
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:11 AM   #11210 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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I misspelled
forgot my meaning
and again.

1x1+2x1=3
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:14 AM   #11211 (permalink)
 
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I thought you did that on poipose..
I shall never assume nothin no mo..
you help me to laugh good.
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Old 01-23-2008, 07:25 AM   #11212 (permalink)
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I trust my fellows
more often than I cannot,
and I love you, ring!

1+1+2+1=5
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Old 01-23-2008, 08:10 AM   #11213 (permalink)
 
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My dog Prince needs a tail extension..
He can't quite catch the thing.

Poscript: I forgot to say I love you too.

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Old 01-23-2008, 08:40 AM   #11214 (permalink)
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There is so much non-nonsense in here. But at least it's getting longer.
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Old 01-23-2008, 09:02 AM   #11215 (permalink)
 
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Old 01-23-2008, 11:57 AM   #11216 (permalink)
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111, & 2112
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:02 PM   #11217 (permalink)
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one one et cum spiritu tuo
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:05 PM   #11218 (permalink)
 
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I really need a drink.
How much would it cost to move
Moe's to tilted city..
Zooks has a truck..yes?
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:05 PM   #11219 (permalink)
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11:22:2

Damn you're quick!
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:06 PM   #11220 (permalink)
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Et ron, et ron, petit patapon...
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:07 PM   #11221 (permalink)
 
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Old 01-23-2008, 12:15 PM   #11222 (permalink)
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In case anybody wants to know the marital status of folks in zip code 11225:


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Old 01-23-2008, 12:27 PM   #11223 (permalink)
 
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married spouse absentia sounds too familiar.
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Old 01-23-2008, 04:08 PM   #11224 (permalink)
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what an odd bit of information, BadNick. I've never had an occasion to break down a population like that.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:14 PM   #11225 (permalink)
 
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:23 PM   #11226 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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(1x1+2)^2=9
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:27 PM   #11227 (permalink)
 
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sleep is not so elusve this evening..

I'm going to sleep now..

Be well.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:32 PM   #11228 (permalink)
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1+1+2-3=1
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:45 PM   #11229 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BadNick
In case anybody wants to know the marital status of folks in zip code 11225:


That is some weird, wild, and wacky stuff there. I was looking at the proportion of men never married after 85 years, and it took me a minute, but do you suppose that's because widowers late in life tend to not outlast their wives so well, and thus a higher proportion of unmarried men who are otherwise predisposed to the right side of the bell curve actually achieve it, or do you think it's something to do with the generation that came of age between the world wars - guys who survived the Depression being less likely to marry if they weren't already or something like that?

There's also a dip in female mortality between 60 and 65 that puzzles me. No, wait, that's a dip in the instance of widowers. OK, still puzzled. Could it be that coming to the end of a career and a marriage at the same time would tend to remove one from the count, as it were?
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Old 01-24-2008, 04:21 AM   #11230 (permalink)
 
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We're a rum lot, us Starkadders.
Some of us goes barney, some un us dies in childhood,
some un us pushes others down wells.
So once a year Gramma holds a littl' gatherin called the countin'
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:03 AM   #11231 (permalink)
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Sup biscuits.
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:20 AM   #11232 (permalink)
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Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad in first class.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:31 AM   #11233 (permalink)
 
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Hey everyone...
I am procrastinating paperwork.
Playin with the dog..
staring out the window..
I want to go for a walk but the windchill is 20 below
at the moment...
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Old 01-24-2008, 08:35 AM   #11234 (permalink)
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Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! I can't even remember what that feels like.

If you put a 16-oz water bottle outside, how long would it take to freeze?
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:14 AM   #11235 (permalink)
 
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I don't know.
I have put the pan of gravy drippings out in the snow to seperate
the fat out quickly,
but one time I had to throw a boot at a neighbor-hood dog
who tried to drink it.
Can't blame him...that had to taste good...he only got a little..
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:21 AM   #11236 (permalink)
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That must've been a lot of olives.
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Old 01-24-2008, 09:29 AM   #11237 (permalink)
 
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somewhat
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Old 01-24-2008, 12:47 PM   #11238 (permalink)
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1+1+2=4x1
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Old 01-24-2008, 01:25 PM   #11239 (permalink)
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Regarding the marital status data that I posted above, you might already know that 11225 zipcode is part of Brooklyn, NY. And to further develop our indepth nonesense about it, these also apply to that same zipcode:

http://www.city-data.com/zips/11225.html

I wonder how/if this data effects marital status vs age:


And since I'm a car guy:
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Old 01-24-2008, 03:51 PM   #11240 (permalink)
 
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11243
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