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Old 01-16-2008, 05:34 AM   #11081 (permalink)
 
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How did the chicken polka get stuck in my head,
and where are my keys.
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:09 PM   #11082 (permalink)
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Where is my knowledge?
What happened to my meaning?
Why am I asking?

11085
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:14 PM   #11083 (permalink)
 
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I ask if you slept well.

Those larger questions dreams sometime answer.
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:34 PM   #11084 (permalink)
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Those larger questions
dreams sometimes ask yet again
and wonder some more.

1+(1x0)-8=-7
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:37 PM   #11085 (permalink)
 
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so busy
wondering makes me,
some dizzy.
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Old 01-16-2008, 06:51 PM   #11086 (permalink)
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Please lay down:
Please try to relax a bit.
Then come and see me.

1x1.0+8=9
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Old 01-16-2008, 07:49 PM   #11087 (permalink)
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If 1 lays down, how is 1 supposed to come and see you?

Should 1 not come and see you and lay down????


I need to know, grasshopper...
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Old 01-16-2008, 10:41 PM   #11088 (permalink)
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Dear Brian & Sarah -

You’ve probably noticed by now that I’ve run away. I may only be a dog, but I could see where things were headed around here. I decided to make it easy on all of us and move on.

Please, don’t try to pretend nothing’s changed. Ever since the iRobot Roomba 4290 came into our lives, I’ve been getting less and less attention. Fewer tummy rubs. Less frequent treats. Have you even noticed that my rubber-newspaper chew toy has been lodged between the stove and the cabinet for weeks now? Have you even heard me whimpering for it?

Forget it. I’m not trying to make you feel bad. I’m way past that now. I mean, how could I blame you for choosing the iRobot Roomba 4290 over me? I make messes – it cleans them up. You have to get up in the morning and let me out, but all you have to do for the Roomba is program its scheduler. I see the way you’ve been fawning over it, telling all your friends about it, knitting that little sweater for it. I get it. You’ve found a new best friend.

Funny thing is, you picked the 4290 with me in mind. Remember what you told me when you brought it home? Remember the promises you made? “Look, boy, it’s specially designed to pick up pet hair effectively,” you cooed. “The Intellibin tells us when it’s full. It’s got bump sensors so it won’t run your paws over. And if you flip it over, it’ll shut off automatically, so you won’t hurt your little nose sniffing at its moving parts.” You didn’t think I understood. Well, I understood every word. I went along with your dream, the dream of the four of us together always. What a fool I was.

But I’ll find a home somewhere. Please don’t try to find me. It’s better this way. All I ask is, the next time you’re emptying the Intellibin and you find a wisp of golden-brown fur with a touch of grey, remember that little puppy who used to bark at his reflection in the sliding doors. He wasn’t such a bad little mutt, was he?

Your old best friend,

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Old 01-16-2008, 10:59 PM   #11089 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2008, 12:54 AM   #11090 (permalink)
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My pet is cuter.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Something's dissapeared inside
Should I try to run away
If I could I would escape you

I won't argue anymore
I have lost the will to be
Hope you don't think I'm ungrateful

Close the curtains, lock the door
Left my notes upon the stair
In hopes you wouldn't read it

Fake emotions in my head
Everything I've seen and read
Can't begin to find the reason

Why, why are you laughing?
Is it something that I said?

I don't like this place at all
Makes me wonder what I'm here for
Someone take this pain away
Dying to see another day

I don't want to be your friend
Or pretend I can fit into
I'm incensed, I'm blown away
Dying to see another day
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:03 AM   #11091 (permalink)
 
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doggies can't have chocolate..
but we can.
enjoy.

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Old 01-17-2008, 07:40 AM   #11092 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Augi
My pet is cuter. ....

mine is more "special"




ewww ...a few years ago my black lab ate a whole bowl of chocolate candies we had ready to hand out at Halloween, and before I could deal with it, a few mintues later proceeded to throw up a huge pile right in front of the first batch of kids who walked into the house. Half of them ran out, the other half just wanted candy.
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Old 01-17-2008, 08:46 AM   #11093 (permalink)
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Godiva chocolate is tasty.
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Old 01-17-2008, 09:53 AM   #11094 (permalink)
 
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The lady will not blind you.

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Old 01-17-2008, 10:15 AM   #11095 (permalink)
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Wow I think my post reached the maximum length it can be. I try to add one more item and I get an error message from the server itself!

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...92#post2359592
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Old 01-17-2008, 11:21 AM   #11096 (permalink)
 
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1-1+0-0=9-9...yep yep yep uh ha uh ha uh ha.............
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Old 01-17-2008, 11:24 AM   #11097 (permalink)
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the one one one oh oh
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Old 01-17-2008, 11:25 AM   #11098 (permalink)
 
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anna one anna one anna one oh where? one mo one hon.
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Old 01-17-2008, 02:22 PM   #11099 (permalink)
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Moving slowly...
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Old 01-17-2008, 03:40 PM   #11100 (permalink)
 
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I still chuckle when I think of gummi worms on a trailer hitch.
I believe I always will.

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Old 01-17-2008, 04:16 PM   #11101 (permalink)
 
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7 more to 11111!!!
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Old 01-17-2008, 05:12 PM   #11102 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by ring
I still chuckle when I think of gummi worms on a trailer hitch.
I believe I always will.


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Old 01-17-2008, 05:18 PM   #11103 (permalink)
 
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I'm belaxing.

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Old 01-17-2008, 06:46 PM   #11104 (permalink)
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Ah, well.

11107.
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Old 01-17-2008, 06:50 PM   #11105 (permalink)
 
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A fireplace would be nice.

The cold front is blowing intently,

Salutations!
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:05 PM   #11106 (permalink)
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I'll put another,
just to make an odd statement:
This contest's outside.

1x1-10=-9
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:07 PM   #11107 (permalink)
 
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Have fun with it my dear..
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:11 PM   #11108 (permalink)
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it cannot be!

11111?

I need to pretend,
as if it's meaning something,
and pretend some more.
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:12 PM   #11109 (permalink)
 
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oh yeah that looks sweet!
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:22 PM   #11110 (permalink)
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I'll eat chocolate
Just to grow this errant thread
and wonder later.
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:24 PM   #11111 (permalink)
 
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savoring the flavors.
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:45 PM   #11112 (permalink)
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my bedtime snack just now was a bowl of coffee ice cream with swirls of chocolate fudge and chocolate covered almonds laced throughout ...I think I now must weight close to 11115 kilos.
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Old 01-17-2008, 08:09 PM   #11113 (permalink)
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my bedtime snack just now was a bowl of coffee ice cream with swirls of chocolate fudge and chocolate covered almonds laced throughout ...I think I now must weight close to 11115 kilos.
i had yet another piece of the ice cream cake
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Old 01-18-2008, 02:59 AM   #11114 (permalink)
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When i get bored, i make power supplies.
Here is a switch mode boost power supply that converts 12 volts to 24.
This is my sole contribution.
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Old 01-18-2008, 04:11 AM   #11115 (permalink)
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"Errors in geography: In the opening minutes of the film, Jason Bourne has his nightmare in Goa and goes to the bathroom. We hear the fluorescent lamp ballast buzzing at 60Hz, however if Bourne is in Goa, India like the film says, then it should be buzzing at 50Hz."



Who on this earth could say that they could actually tell the difference??????????????

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Old 01-18-2008, 04:40 AM   #11116 (permalink)
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I can.

But its not something you will associate with countries, and use it to pick apart a movie.
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Old 01-18-2008, 05:20 AM   #11117 (permalink)
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Oh snap.
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Old 01-18-2008, 05:22 AM   #11118 (permalink)
 
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fluorescent lights drove me batty..
well, battier.

Stomp them.
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Old 01-18-2008, 06:01 AM   #11119 (permalink)
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Stomp dem shits.
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Old 01-18-2008, 06:39 AM   #11120 (permalink)
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Stomping shits
leads to smelly shoes:
Avoid it!

(1x1x1)+2=3
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