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Ch'i · 11-24-2006, 07:58 PM

I'm ambidextrous, but only when playing a jazz rendition of Jingle Bells on eight crystal glasses.

Gets me every time...

Intense1 · 11-24-2006, 09:51 PM

I'm ambidextrous, but only with my right hand.

Zooksport2 · 11-24-2006, 10:57 PM

Every post on this page must contain the word: ambidextrous

but in totally the wrong context.....

do you understand what I ambidextrous?.......

Ch'i · 11-24-2006, 11:58 PM

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to ambidextrous the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the ambidextrous of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare ambidextrous causes which impel them to the ambidextrous.

Intense1 · 11-25-2006, 12:09 AM

The bible talks quite a lot about "God's right hand" - so does that mean God is right handed? Is He not ambidextrous, as he is all-powerful?

Plumcake · 11-25-2006, 06:15 AM

How can an entity with no body have hands?

Now, this guy is ambidextrous. http://www.budtempchi.org/kannon.JPG

Zooksport2 · 11-25-2006, 06:23 AM

....makes no representations or warranties of any kind, express or ambidextrous, as to its completeness or accuracy

blue_eyes · 11-25-2006, 03:43 PM

I found that years of playing video games helps the ambidextrous challenged.

Zooksport2 · 11-25-2006, 04:09 PM

Every day, government and other public bodies respond to many requests for general information from the public. This ambidextrous will still be your first avenue of access to the information you wish to see.

biznatch · 11-25-2006, 05:04 PM

Supercaliframbidextrialidocious

well, yeah, I kinda cheated there, but I tried.

Zooksport2 · 11-25-2006, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biznatch

well, yeah, I kinda ambidextrous there, but I tried.

biznatch · 11-26-2006, 04:35 AM

I see what you ambidextrous there.

Zooksport2 · 11-26-2006, 03:19 PM

when I was an undergraduate student, some of us would ambidextrous from the rigors of homework by inventing mechanical devices

CSflim · 11-26-2006, 04:08 PM

Forget it Jake, It's ambidextrous.

Zooksport2 · 11-26-2006, 04:22 PM

someone needs to make another ambidextrous to this thread

Ch'i · 11-26-2006, 11:35 PM

Its peanut butter ambidextrous time!

Zooksport2 · 11-26-2006, 11:47 PM

Is it ambidextrous time there, too?

hey, San Jose, I got a cuzin what lives in San Jose....

Crazboos · 11-27-2006, 09:00 PM

Holy Shnikees, this is long.

Ch'i · 11-27-2006, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2

hey, San Jose, I got a cuzin what lives in San Jose....

I know, I've already taken him out.

Zooksport2 · 11-27-2006, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ch'i

I know, I've already taken him out.

HA!

..and his wife????

ambidextrous me to the river...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazboos

Holy Shnikees, this is long.

But of course.. It is, after all, the longest thread ever.......

ambidextrous morning!, everybody

biznatch · 11-28-2006, 07:33 AM

I just had wild, ambidextrous, morning sex.

Ch'i · 11-28-2006, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zooksport2

..and his wife????

Naturally...

Quote:

Originally Posted by biznatch

I just had wild, ambidextrous, morning sex.

Ambidextrous!

Zooksport2 · 11-28-2006, 11:01 PM

I never had the chance to Ambidextrous her....

Ch'i · 11-28-2006, 11:04 PM

What an ambidextrous...

biznatch · 11-29-2006, 07:27 AM

Indeed! Ambidextrous you, Zooksport!

Zooksport2 · 11-29-2006, 03:16 PM

Why, thank you, I will Ambidextrous it with great respect

Ch'i · 11-29-2006, 04:21 PM

So much ambidextrous, so little ambidextrous.

Ch'i · 11-29-2006, 04:21 PM

What do you guys think about ambidextrous?

Ch'i · 11-29-2006, 04:21 PM

I ambidextrous as much as possible.

Zooksport2 · 11-29-2006, 04:30 PM

I couldn't sleep tonight.
Not for all the jewels in the crown!
I could have ambidextrous all night!
I could have ambidextrous all night!
And still have ambidextrous for more.
I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before.
I'll never know What made it so exciting;
Why all at once My heart took flight. I only know when he
Began to dance with me I could have ambidextrous ,
ambidextrous , ambidextrous all night!

Ch'i · 11-29-2006, 05:06 PM

One nation, ambidextrous, with liberty and ambidextrous for all.

Zooksport2 · 11-29-2006, 05:36 PM

is this page ever gonna ambidextrous ????????????

biznatch · 11-30-2006, 01:03 PM

I ambidextrous, your Honor!

Zooksport2 · 11-30-2006, 06:03 PM

ambidextrous as charged, your honor..

oops. that made sense... meh.

Ch'i · 12-01-2006, 10:16 AM

It ambidextrous....

Ch'i · 12-01-2006, 10:16 AM

On a lighter note, I had an ambidextrous.

Zooksport2 · 12-01-2006, 02:09 PM

Do you still have your ambidextrous?.

How is it most recognizable?

.

Ch'i · 12-01-2006, 02:34 PM

If you look closely you'll notice a small ambidextrous on the lower left facet.

Zooksport2 · 12-01-2006, 02:43 PM

I simply cannot see the ambidextrous ... could you be more specific?

CSflim · 12-02-2006, 06:59 AM

When dancing, lost in techno trance,
arms flailing, gawky Bez.
Then find you snagged on frowns
and slowly it dawns,
you're jazzing to the bleep tone
of a life-support machine,
that marks the steady fading
of your day old baby daughter.

And when midnight sirens lead
to blue-flash road mash
stretchers, covered heads
and slippy red macadam
and find you creeping 'neath the blankets
to snuggle close a mangle bird
hoping soon you too will be freezer-drawered.

Then welcome.
Mmmmm....
Blue chemotherapy wig.
Welcome.
In Jam.

11-24-2006, 09:51 PM	#5242 (permalink)
Intense1 Crazy Location: Music City burbs	I'm ambidextrous, but only with my right hand. __________________ (none yet, still thinkin')

11-24-2006, 10:57 PM	#5243 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Every post on this page must contain the word: ambidextrous but in totally the wrong context..... do you understand what I ambidextrous?....... __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

11-25-2006, 12:09 AM	#5245 (permalink)
Intense1 Crazy Location: Music City burbs	The bible talks quite a lot about "God's right hand" - so does that mean God is right handed? Is He not ambidextrous, as he is all-powerful? __________________ (none yet, still thinkin')

11-25-2006, 06:23 AM	#5247 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	....makes no representations or warranties of any kind, express or ambidextrous, as to its completeness or accuracy __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

11-25-2006, 04:09 PM	#5249 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Every day, government and other public bodies respond to many requests for general information from the public. This ambidextrous will still be your first avenue of access to the information you wish to see. __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

11-24-2006, 07:58 PM	#5241 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	I'm ambidextrous, but only when playing a jazz rendition of Jingle Bells on eight crystal glasses. Gets me every time...

11-24-2006, 11:58 PM	#5244 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to ambidextrous the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the ambidextrous of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare ambidextrous causes which impel them to the ambidextrous.

11-25-2006, 06:15 AM	#5246 (permalink)
Plumcake Upright	How can an entity with no body have hands? Now, this guy is ambidextrous. http://www.budtempchi.org/kannon.JPG

11-25-2006, 03:43 PM	#5248 (permalink)
blue_eyes Upright Location: United States of Canada	I found that years of playing video games helps the ambidextrous challenged.

11-25-2006, 05:04 PM	#5250 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Supercaliframbidextrialidocious well, yeah, I kinda cheated there, but I tried. Last edited by biznatch; 11-25-2006 at 05:06 PM..

11-26-2006, 04:35 AM	#5252 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	I see what you ambidextrous there.

11-26-2006, 03:19 PM	#5253 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	when I was an undergraduate student, some of us would ambidextrous from the rigors of homework by inventing mechanical devices __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

11-26-2006, 04:08 PM	#5254 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Forget it Jake, It's ambidextrous. __________________

11-26-2006, 04:22 PM	#5255 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	someone needs to make another ambidextrous to this thread __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

11-26-2006, 11:35 PM	#5256 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Its peanut butter ambidextrous time!

11-27-2006, 09:00 PM	#5258 (permalink)
Crazboos Psycho Location: Brooklyn, New York	Holy Shnikees, this is long. __________________ There's nothing like freezing time with the flash of a bulb.

11-26-2006, 11:47 PM	#5257 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Is it ambidextrous time there, too? hey, San Jose, I got a cuzin what lives in San Jose.... __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd Last edited by Zooksport2; 11-26-2006 at 11:48 PM.. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

11-28-2006, 07:33 AM	#5261 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	I just had wild, ambidextrous, morning sex.

11-28-2006, 11:01 PM	#5263 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	I never had the chance to Ambidextrous her.... __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

11-28-2006, 11:04 PM	#5264 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	What an ambidextrous...

11-29-2006, 07:27 AM	#5265 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Indeed! Ambidextrous you, Zooksport!

11-29-2006, 03:16 PM	#5266 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Why, thank you, I will Ambidextrous it with great respect __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

11-29-2006, 04:21 PM	#5267 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	So much ambidextrous, so little ambidextrous.

11-29-2006, 04:21 PM	#5268 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	What do you guys think about ambidextrous?

11-29-2006, 04:21 PM	#5269 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	I ambidextrous as much as possible.

11-29-2006, 04:30 PM	#5270 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	I couldn't sleep tonight. Not for all the jewels in the crown! I could have ambidextrous all night! I could have ambidextrous all night! And still have ambidextrous for more. I could have spread my wings And done a thousand things I've never done before. I'll never know What made it so exciting; Why all at once My heart took flight. I only know when he Began to dance with me I could have ambidextrous , ambidextrous , ambidextrous all night! __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

11-29-2006, 05:06 PM	#5271 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	One nation, ambidextrous, with liberty and ambidextrous for all.

11-29-2006, 05:36 PM	#5272 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	is this page ever gonna ambidextrous ???????????? __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

11-30-2006, 01:03 PM	#5273 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	I ambidextrous, your Honor!

11-30-2006, 06:03 PM	#5274 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	ambidextrous as charged, your honor.. oops. that made sense... meh. __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

12-01-2006, 10:16 AM	#5275 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	It ambidextrous....

12-01-2006, 10:16 AM	#5276 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	On a lighter note, I had an ambidextrous.

12-01-2006, 02:09 PM	#5277 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Do you still have your ambidextrous?. How is it most recognizable? . __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

12-01-2006, 02:34 PM	#5278 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	If you look closely you'll notice a small ambidextrous on the lower left facet.

12-01-2006, 02:43 PM	#5279 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	I simply cannot see the ambidextrous ... could you be more specific? __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

12-02-2006, 06:59 AM	#5280 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	When dancing, lost in techno trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez. Then find you snagged on frowns and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life-support machine, that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue-flash road mash stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam and find you creeping 'neath the blankets to snuggle close a mangle bird hoping soon you too will be freezer-drawered. Then welcome. Mmmmm.... Blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam. __________________