The Longest Thread Ever!

[biznatch]

I have an idea. Let's make it a game...he who drinks the last beer wins... I drink the first, however..Here we go.

1000 bottles of beer on the wall, 1000 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 999 bottles of beer on the wall.

Only one beer per post

[Zooksport2]

999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 998 bottles of beer on the wall.


boom, boom

[CSflim]

998 bottles of beer on the wall, 998 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 997 bottles of beer on the wall.

[biznatch]

997 bottles of beer on the wall, 997 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 996 bottles of beer on the wall.

Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V, baby..

[NoSoup]

996 bottles of beer on the wall, 996 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 995 bottles of beer on the wall.

[leftwingx]

995 bottles of beer on the wall, 995 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 994 bottles of beer on the wall.

[CSflim]

994 bottles of beer on the wall, 994 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 993 bottles of beer on the wall.

[leftwingx]

993 bottles of beer on the wall, 993 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 992 bottles of beer on the wall.

Netherlands 0 - Argentina 0

[CSflim]

992 bottles of beer on the wall, 992 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 991 bottles of beer on the wall.

[NoSoup]

991 bottles of beer on the wall, 991 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 990 bottles of beer on the wall.

[CSflim]

990 bottles of beer on the wall, 990 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 989 bottles of beer on the wall.

Well, this is guaranteed to never get repetetive or boring...

[leftwingx]

989 bottles of beer on the wall, 989 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 988 bottles of beer on the wall.

[CSflim]

988 bottles of beer on the wall, 988 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 987 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Zooksport2]

Steady up, CSflim, you've had 5 bottles. You better not be operating heavy machinery.....

987 bottles of beer on the wall, 987 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 986 bottles of beer on the wall.

[leftwingx]

986 bottles of beer on the wall, 986 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 985 bottles of beer on the wall.

[PredeconInferno]

I don't like this game.

Don't let me spoil your fun, kids.

[biznatch]

985 bottles of beer on the wall, 985 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 984 bottles of beer on the wall.

Don't worry, we won't let you

[todd]

Okay let me join too !

984 bottles of beer on the wall, 984 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 983 bottles of beer on the wall.

[NoSoup]

983 bottles of beer on the wall, 983 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 982 bottles of beer on the wall.

[biznatch]

982 bottles of beer on the wall, 982bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 981 bottles of beer on the wall.

[NoSoup]

981 bottles of beer on the wall, 981 bottles of beer..
Take one down, pass it around, 980 bottles of beer on the wall.

[cierah]

980 bottles of beer on the wall, 980 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 979 bottles of beer on the wall.
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ps. I like to feel included. lol.

[NoSoup]

979 bottles of beer on the wall, 979 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 978 bottles of beer on the wall.

[biznatch]

978 bottles of beer on the wall, 978 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 977 bottles of beer on the wall.

ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ...

[CSflim]

977 bottles of beer on the wall, 977 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 976 bottles of beer on the wall.

[Zooksport2]

976 bottles of beer on the wall, 976 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 97five bottles of beer on the wall.
__________________

[biznatch]

I'm started to hate myself for starting this..oh well, just pass me a beer.

975 bottles of beer on the wall, 975 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 974 bottles of beer on the wall.

[CSflim]

974 bottles of beer on the wall, 974 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 973 bottles of beer on the wall.

[NoSoup]

973 bottles of beer on the wall, 973 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 972 bottles of beer on the wall.

[PredeconInferno]

972 bottles of beer on the wall, 972 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 971 bottles of beer on the wall.

[CSflim]

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[NoSoup]

971 bottles of beer on the wall, 971 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 970 cocksucking bottles of beer on the wall

There, ya happy CSflim?

[doodlebird]

i'm generally not into dares,
but i dare you to go back and read this thread from the 1st post,
up to this one.

reading
every
post
along
the
way.

[Zooksport2]

Originally Posted by doodlebird

i'm generally not into dares,
but i dare you to go back and read this thread from the 1st post,
up to this one.

reading
every
post
along
the
way.

But the ONLY way to get to here, IS to read every post..... Isin't it?


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[deri]

971 bottles of beer on the wall, 971 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 970 bottles of beer on the wall.

[NoSoup]

970 bottles of beer on the wall, 970 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 969 bottles of beer on the wall.

We lost count a bit, but that's alright

[CSflim]

yeargh!!! more more more!

[NoSoup]

I know, we're slacking off lately!

C'mon folks... let's beat our goal here!

[biznatch]

969 bottles of beer on the wall, 969 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 968 bottles of beer on the wall.

[NoSoup]

968 bottles of beer on the wall, 968 bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around, 967 bottles of beer on the wall.