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MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 08:09 PM

page 32!!!

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:32 PM

well i figured i could keep talking to myself for a bit longer.

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:32 PM

anyone else is welcome to join the conversation.

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:33 PM

so i was walking home from the bus stop one day...

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:34 PM

it was a nice summer day, no clouds in the sky...

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:35 PM

i noticed that the town was empty...

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:36 PM

not a single person could be found anywhere...

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:36 PM

i thought to myself: "this is fucking weird; noone is outside. and it's so nice!! i wonder what's going on..."

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:40 PM

so i kept walking home, by this time, i was almost there. i remember i took off my coat because it was super hot!

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:43 PM

so hot that all the snow had melted. now that i think of it, this wasnt a summer day. it was a winter day. middle of febuary! "what the fuck is going on?!"

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:46 PM

when i finaly reached my house, the grass on the front lawn was completely dead. yellow... and most of the leaves on the trees had fallen off.

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:47 PM

what the fuck am i saying? it was winter. or course there was no leaves! hmm., ..

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:49 PM

so i walk in the house, turn on the AC, feed the cat, -- wait. were is the cat?

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:51 PM

after a good nice long shower, i turned on the TV but there was only error messages on most channels.

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:54 PM

since tv was dead, i turned to the next best distraction, the internet....

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 09:58 PM

so i turn it on, start up some mp3s, open up firefox and i get an error message. . .

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 10:03 PM

this was unusual because i had just bought my new computer and it was running fine for weeks now. and plus, firefox never crashed before!

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 10:27 PM

so i finaly get to log on to my personal webserver where i keep some downloadbots to get me some up to date news and in the last 10hrs, there has been no downloads. so i go back to check the previous ones, ...

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 10:28 PM

turns out the last news was something about the internet crashing. a giant virus attacked all servers starting with the main ones like google, msn, yahoo, aol, ...

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 10:30 PM

and it had also infected all milatary instalations all over the world...

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 10:33 PM

so i go in the living room, turn on the TV again and i finaly find a channel that's working. someplace in the middle of nowhere...

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 10:34 PM

the guy on the TV is talking about the biggest panic since 911 so i'm thinking this is pretty big!

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 10:36 PM

he's so freaked out that it's hard to understand what he's saying but it's something like: " oh my fucking god! they're here! fuck!---jimmy! can you get a shot of the machine!? SHIT!-- --- look out!"

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 10:38 PM

as the camera turns around, we can only hear people screaming in the back and a weird metal sound like it's comming from a metal factory... we see the camera man drop the camera and scream: "aahhhh shit!!! it got meeee aaaaa---" sound goes dead, once the camera hits the ground, it turns toward the screaming and then thats when i see it...

MexicanOnABike · 02-10-2006, 10:39 PM

TO BE CONTINUED.
if you feel like continuing my story, go ahead, if you dont, then you'll never hear the end.

Daoust · 02-12-2006, 05:49 PM

Me a name I call myself.......

Daoust · 02-12-2006, 05:49 PM

Fah, a long long way to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

Daoust · 02-12-2006, 05:57 PM

So, a needle pulling thread....

Daoust · 02-12-2006, 05:57 PM

La, a note to follow so....

Daoust · 02-12-2006, 05:58 PM

Ti, a drink with jam and bread.....

Daoust · 02-12-2006, 06:02 PM

That'll bring us back to dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Tophat665 · 02-12-2006, 06:38 PM

Doh, a beer, I need a beer

Tophat665 · 02-12-2006, 06:39 PM

Ray, the guy who sells me beer

Tophat665 · 02-12-2006, 06:40 PM

Me, the guy who drinks the beer

Tophat665 · 02-12-2006, 06:40 PM

Fa, a long way to get beer

Tophat665 · 02-12-2006, 06:41 PM

So, I'll have another beer

Tophat665 · 02-12-2006, 06:43 PM

La, I'll have another beer

Tophat665 · 02-12-2006, 06:44 PM

Tea? No thanks. I'm drinking BEER!!!

Which will bring us back to...

Tophat665 · 02-12-2006, 06:47 PM

Doh!!!!

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noodle · 02-12-2006, 07:29 PM

my entire apartment

02-12-2006, 05:49 PM	#1266 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Me a name I call myself....... __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

02-12-2006, 05:49 PM	#1267 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Fah, a long long way to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

02-12-2006, 05:57 PM	#1268 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	So, a needle pulling thread.... __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

02-12-2006, 05:57 PM	#1269 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	La, a note to follow so.... __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

02-12-2006, 05:58 PM	#1270 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Ti, a drink with jam and bread..... __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

02-10-2006, 08:09 PM	#1241 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	page 32!!!

02-10-2006, 09:32 PM	#1242 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	well i figured i could keep talking to myself for a bit longer.

02-10-2006, 09:32 PM	#1243 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	anyone else is welcome to join the conversation.

02-10-2006, 09:33 PM	#1244 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	so i was walking home from the bus stop one day...

02-10-2006, 09:34 PM	#1245 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	it was a nice summer day, no clouds in the sky...

02-10-2006, 09:35 PM	#1246 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	i noticed that the town was empty...

02-10-2006, 09:36 PM	#1247 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	not a single person could be found anywhere...

02-10-2006, 09:36 PM	#1248 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	i thought to myself: "this is fucking weird; noone is outside. and it's so nice!! i wonder what's going on..."

02-10-2006, 09:40 PM	#1249 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	so i kept walking home, by this time, i was almost there. i remember i took off my coat because it was super hot!

02-10-2006, 09:43 PM	#1250 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	so hot that all the snow had melted. now that i think of it, this wasnt a summer day. it was a winter day. middle of febuary! "what the fuck is going on?!"

02-10-2006, 09:46 PM	#1251 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	when i finaly reached my house, the grass on the front lawn was completely dead. yellow... and most of the leaves on the trees had fallen off.

02-10-2006, 09:47 PM	#1252 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	what the fuck am i saying? it was winter. or course there was no leaves! hmm., ..

02-10-2006, 09:49 PM	#1253 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	so i walk in the house, turn on the AC, feed the cat, -- wait. were is the cat?

02-10-2006, 09:51 PM	#1254 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	after a good nice long shower, i turned on the TV but there was only error messages on most channels.

02-10-2006, 09:54 PM	#1255 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	since tv was dead, i turned to the next best distraction, the internet....

02-10-2006, 09:58 PM	#1256 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	so i turn it on, start up some mp3s, open up firefox and i get an error message. . .

02-10-2006, 10:03 PM	#1257 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	this was unusual because i had just bought my new computer and it was running fine for weeks now. and plus, firefox never crashed before!

02-10-2006, 10:27 PM	#1258 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	so i finaly get to log on to my personal webserver where i keep some downloadbots to get me some up to date news and in the last 10hrs, there has been no downloads. so i go back to check the previous ones, ...

02-10-2006, 10:28 PM	#1259 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	turns out the last news was something about the internet crashing. a giant virus attacked all servers starting with the main ones like google, msn, yahoo, aol, ...

02-10-2006, 10:30 PM	#1260 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	and it had also infected all milatary instalations all over the world...

02-10-2006, 10:33 PM	#1261 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	so i go in the living room, turn on the TV again and i finaly find a channel that's working. someplace in the middle of nowhere...

02-10-2006, 10:34 PM	#1262 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	the guy on the TV is talking about the biggest panic since 911 so i'm thinking this is pretty big!

02-10-2006, 10:36 PM	#1263 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	he's so freaked out that it's hard to understand what he's saying but it's something like: " oh my fucking god! they're here! fuck!---jimmy! can you get a shot of the machine!? SHIT!-- --- look out!"

02-10-2006, 10:38 PM	#1264 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	as the camera turns around, we can only hear people screaming in the back and a weird metal sound like it's comming from a metal factory... we see the camera man drop the camera and scream: "aahhhh shit!!! it got meeee aaaaa---" sound goes dead, once the camera hits the ground, it turns toward the screaming and then thats when i see it...

02-10-2006, 10:39 PM	#1265 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	TO BE CONTINUED. if you feel like continuing my story, go ahead, if you dont, then you'll never hear the end.

02-12-2006, 06:02 PM	#1271 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	That'll bring us back to dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

02-12-2006, 06:38 PM	#1272 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Doh, a beer, I need a beer __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-12-2006, 06:39 PM	#1273 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Ray, the guy who sells me beer __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-12-2006, 06:40 PM	#1274 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Me, the guy who drinks the beer __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-12-2006, 06:40 PM	#1275 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Fa, a long way to get beer __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.