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02-08-2006, 03:45 PM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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I love beers!
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02-08-2006, 04:01 PM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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I hate bears!
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-08-2006, 04:01 PM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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I am neutral about pears!
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-08-2006, 04:01 PM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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I like most of my peers!
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-08-2006, 04:07 PM
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 A lump of sulphur is placed in a little brown tray type thing. For those of you in the scientific field of Advanced Pointless Research you will realise that 'little brown tray type thing' is an actual technical term. Very scientific.
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02-08-2006, 04:16 PM
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 There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Science has spoken. The Effects Of Magnets On Sulphur is; nothing. Well I hope that you all had as much fun with this experiment as I did. And I do believe that that makes post #900. Goodnight all.
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02-08-2006, 04:56 PM
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02-08-2006, 11:21 PM
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Location: House Of Horrors
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so...
who do u think contributes the most to this thread??? well, as of this moment: CSflim - 308 NoSoup - 242 mexicanonabike - 70 FailedEagle - 50 skier - 41 Jeff - 36 MojoRisin - 28 Ishmal - 18 Carn - 16 flyman - 14 Fremen & fredweena - 10 alpha phi - 9 trickyy - 8 Tophat665 - 6 feelgood - 4 Charlatan, Stiltzkin, Bob Biter, Bacchanal & Daoust - 3 Zeraph, Poppinjay, uncle phil & aKula - 2 Leto, Blasphemy., willravel, blahblah454, albania, fresnelly, JumpinJesus, ShaniFaye, shadowfiend, leftyderek, flamingdog - 1 lets make a competition out of this information... first to 500??? what do u all say???
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02-08-2006, 11:24 PM
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Location: House Of Horrors
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for simplicities sake i'll cut it down to the top 5...
1st CSflim - 308 2nd NoSoup - 242 3rd mexicanonabike - 70 4th FailedEagle - 50 5th skier - 41
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02-09-2006, 12:26 AM
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And we'll all float on ok...
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Wow, thanks for wasting my time with that CSflim.
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:27 AM
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Well, might as well take over that 5th place spot.
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:27 AM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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Getting closer
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:28 AM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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...and closer
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:29 AM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute.
How can you tell which one is the prostitute? It's the one with the little sticker that says... I - DA - HO
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:29 AM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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Yo momma so old, I told her to "act her age," and the bitch died!
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:30 AM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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I was up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:30 AM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?
A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:31 AM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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Out Of College
You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your potted plants stay alive. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. You have to pay your own credit card bill. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year. 8:00 a.m. is not early. You have to file your own taxes. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work. You're not carded anymore. You carry an umbrella. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up. You start watching the Weather Channel. Jeans and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe. You can no longer take shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. You go to parties that the police don't raid. Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you. Your car insurance goes down, except when you move to Jersey. You refer to college students as kids. You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon, and rum. Well, some of us still drink rum. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of Taco Bell. You're waking up at 6 a.m. instead of going to bed. College sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress up. Sleeping on the couch is a no-no. Naps are no longer available between noon and 6 p.m. Dinner and a movie — the whole date instead of the beginning of one. You get your news from sources other than USA Today, ESPN Sportscenter, and MTV News. METABOLISM SLOWDOWN Wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. Grocery lists actually contain relatively healthy food. When drinking, you say at least once per night, "I just can't put it down like I used to." Golf is beginning to seem a lot less silly. You decide your parents weren't as dumb as you thought!
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:31 AM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out!
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:32 AM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son
Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since. It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time. The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funderal bill, up she comes. About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or a girl so don't know if you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup. One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safery. The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tail gate down. Not much more news this time. Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one. Love, Ma
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:34 AM
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Location: Iowa City
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Pimpbot 5000: All the bitches think I'm pretty. Bought my face at Circuit City.
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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02-09-2006, 12:35 AM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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