Snail trail juice?

I hear people buy that by the truckloads.

2463? It's hard counting backwards.

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck yesterday

You jumped?

It wasn't turnips
that were being transported
& his hat flew first.

Leave my hat out of this....

I might just start posting comedians to balance out the music video streams.

Then again, why do we need comedians when we've got hilarious replies flowing in here daily?

2462 two two

Why muss your hairdo?
I wear mine to hide nothing.
You know what I mean.

(too lazy to log ring out - ocm?)

Then again,
if your jetstream fails,
here's one more.

2461 one one

Jean Meesus joke:

The astronomer's research project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award, but he did receive a constellation prize.

2460 oh

Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.

2459

maybe I should start posting my bookmarks... I have over 959 of them to let you know, so I'm just like a Porsche.

except that I'm nowhere near as fast at clearing through them, so I'm a slow, burdened-down one. Change my oil.


This one looks interesting, I'll click it as well to find out what it is (hope it's not nudity): Will Murai

Lucky three fer.

nineteen thousand five hundred seventy four bottles of beer on the wall
nineteen thousand five hundred seventy four bottles of beer
if one of the bottles should happen to fall

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damn, now it's nineteen thousand five hundred seventy six bottles of beer on the wall! I need to drink faster.

Here's a counting link, which is quite long, and quite aesthetic.

24sixtyseven

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sorry about the hiccup... the bookmarked site wasn't technically 'bookmarked', but just scribbled on the sole of my shoe somewhere.

here it is: to22

Somehow I missed the sunrise today.

I was awake the whole time. It didn't "come up" as planned, but was obscured by cloud covers, and still is... so the sun is not really present in any facet other than minimal daylight.

Welcome back; coincidental in nature, as I just posted bunches of bunnies.

Indeed, adorable bunches of bunnies. Thank you for mentioning their presence, I wouldn't have gone looking had you not.

The earth turns in for the night.

Dark sunglassed,

clouds in our coffee.

You mean there's coffee?
That could keep me up all night.
I sense subterfuge.

:thumbsup::eek::)

I drank coffee, with chunks of undissolved milk, and no toast, at 1721, as my first meal of the day.

I lead a very empty life, or so says my stomach.

2465

Life is as empty
as one's caring can make it.
May I send you food?

I have more than too many a patch of watermelon photographs and piktchers, despite the fact that I don't care for the fruit all that much.

I love watermelon hard candies and rot-my-teeth sweets, but the actual fruit, I'm indifferent about.

It tastes like water, have you noticed this?

http://17.media.tumblr.com/3F7gN4uIx...fqgbo1_500.jpg

2464... wait, why am I counting forward now? 2458? 2457...

Counts and Countesses slip.
Whispers of phantasms sharpening,
guillotine.

"they" seem to be 2256 ahead of us!

that's nothing! they were once over 10000 ahead and we caught up. let's just keep it up!

I wasn't quite ready for
another virgin experience.
It came to me anyway.

2255

watermelons are now my modus operandi.

I need to find a picture.

I found one.

2254.

Maybe a watermelon pun to top it off?

2253
 

I don't have a watermelon pun.

This may be funny, depending on if you get it or not:

A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch, and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation, and he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"

He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returned to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten,
but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!"

(funny)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-cop?

Yummy.

That is what you'd say, too, if you saw the delectable watermelon pics I am looking at now.

2452

I don't know if I know exactly who this is a portrayal of, but the photographer is Claude Azoulay.

One of the many celebrity pictorials I have access to, and perhaps a good candidate for whatever that thread is about "Classic Hollywood Portraits".

I prefer to share with you guys, though.

2451

you are bouncing between the numbers, just like Jeremy Maclin is today. (I'm still not sure if you are one of those of rotten, stinkin' dirty, drunk bird fans that typify Philadelphia fanatics, but I tend to think not)

2451 (man, we have got to post faster; we've only accomplished 50 posts in 3-4 days time)

http://dl.ziza.ru/other/072009/28/pics/100_pics.jpg

if the hotlink fails, as I expect it to: http://dl.ziza.ru/other/072009/28/pics/100_pics.jpg

I might seem erect,
tho' you officers are fruits,
you can take me down.

Thanks for sharing, Jet. I'm guessing that is Claudia Cardinale.

I've been called most of those things. Love you, too, Jet.

Btw, my counting is simply subtracting the number of posts in this thread from the number in the other thread, and then posting it here. Like this:

2246!!!