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page 32!!!
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well i figured i could keep talking to myself for a bit longer.
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anyone else is welcome to join the conversation.
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so i was walking home from the bus stop one day...
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it was a nice summer day, no clouds in the sky...
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i noticed that the town was empty...
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not a single person could be found anywhere...
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i thought to myself: "this is fucking weird; noone is outside. and it's so nice!! i wonder what's going on..."
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so i kept walking home, by this time, i was almost there. i remember i took off my coat because it was super hot!
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so hot that all the snow had melted. now that i think of it, this wasnt a summer day. it was a winter day. middle of febuary! "what the fuck is going on?!"
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when i finaly reached my house, the grass on the front lawn was completely dead. yellow... and most of the leaves on the trees had fallen off.
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what the fuck am i saying? it was winter. or course there was no leaves! hmm., .. :|
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so i walk in the house, turn on the AC, feed the cat, -- wait. were is the cat?
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after a good nice long shower, i turned on the TV but there was only error messages on most channels.
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since tv was dead, i turned to the next best distraction, the internet....
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so i turn it on, start up some mp3s, open up firefox and i get an error message. . .
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this was unusual because i had just bought my new computer and it was running fine for weeks now. and plus, firefox never crashed before!
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so i finaly get to log on to my personal webserver where i keep some downloadbots to get me some up to date news and in the last 10hrs, there has been no downloads. so i go back to check the previous ones, ...
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turns out the last news was something about the internet crashing. a giant virus attacked all servers starting with the main ones like google, msn, yahoo, aol, ...
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and it had also infected all milatary instalations all over the world...
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so i go in the living room, turn on the TV again and i finaly find a channel that's working. someplace in the middle of nowhere...
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the guy on the TV is talking about the biggest panic since 911 so i'm thinking this is pretty big!
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he's so freaked out that it's hard to understand what he's saying but it's something like: " oh my fucking god! they're here! fuck!---jimmy! can you get a shot of the machine!? SHIT!-- --- look out!"
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as the camera turns around, we can only hear people screaming in the back and a weird metal sound like it's comming from a metal factory... we see the camera man drop the camera and scream: "aahhhh shit!!! it got meeee aaaaa---" sound goes dead, once the camera hits the ground, it turns toward the screaming and then thats when i see it...
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TO BE CONTINUED.
if you feel like continuing my story, go ahead, if you dont, then you'll never hear the end. |
Me a name I call myself.......
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Fah, a long long way to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
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So, a needle pulling thread....
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La, a note to follow so....
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Ti, a drink with jam and bread.....
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That'll bring us back to dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Doh, a beer, I need a beer
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Ray, the guy who sells me beer
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Me, the guy who drinks the beer
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Fa, a long way to get beer
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So, I'll have another beer
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La, I'll have another beer
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Tea? No thanks. I'm drinking BEER!!!
Which will bring us back to... |
Doh!!!!
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my entire apartment
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